Michael Dexter
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THIS SUNDAY at 9pm eastern (that's 1am UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch an atrocious horror flick with the biggest nerds on the Fediverse!
This week's movie is VAMPIRE ON BIKINI BEACH (1988) a Direct-to-Video loser about a ghoul stalking the beach belles of California. How dumb is it? It was featured on the USA Network with an introduction by Gilbert Gottfried. That's how dumb it is.
Anyway it's free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/712244/vampires-on-bikini-beach
Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/vampires-on-bikini-beach
See you this Sunday!
Alex, the Hearth Fire
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Audiobook request: Queer vampire romance series.
masc and/or nonbinary preferred. Cause it's me. I'm masc and/or nonbinary.
I refuse to believe none of you have recommendations for this.
Audiobook request: Queer vampire romance series.
masc and/or nonbinary preferred. Cause it's me. I'm masc and/or nonbinary.
I refuse to believe none of you have recommendations for this.
Alex, the Hearth Fire
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Thanks to some encouragement by @mariam_al_masri_author , I have now finished adding all #vampire tales from German folklore which I have translated.
Have fun!
#folklore
https://wiki.sunkencastles.com/wiki/Category:Vampire
Thanks to some encouragement by @mariam_al_masri_author , I have now finished adding all #vampire tales from German folklore which I have translated.
Have fun!
#folklore
https://wiki.sunkencastles.com/wiki/Category:Vampire
Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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Okay Fedi! I have a question for y'all! Given your impression of me, what kind of mythical creature am I?
The amazing @screwturn is including me in another short story, and asked what I wanted to be, but I thought it would be more fun to get suggestions from you 😁
I know the Queen of Vampires is already a character, and I don't think a vampire suits me anyway, but other than that, anything is pretty fair game 💁🏼♀️
So, reply with your ideas for me, and I'll either spot the perfect suggestion, or put my favorites to a poll.
Okay Fedi! I have a question for y'all! Given your impression of me, what kind of mythical creature am I?
The amazing @screwturn is including me in another short story, and asked what I wanted to be, but I thought it would be more fun to get suggestions from you 😁
I know the Queen of Vampires is already a character, and I don't think a vampire suits me anyway, but other than that, anything is pretty fair game 💁🏼♀️
So, reply with your ideas for me, and I'll either spot the perfect suggestion, or put my favorites to a poll.
Mastodon•ART 🎨 Curator
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Natalia was a child when humans destroyed her clan. She's grown now and ready to fight back -- but first she needs to recruit some help. A hot team of human mercenaries specializing in security is looking for their next job, and they're exactly what she needs.
Coming in October!
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0FLG4V5VJ
Other retailers: https://books2read.com/u/m0LQYW
Jess Mahler
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The Last Lady of Lună is a queer why-choose vampire romance,
now available for pre-order.
Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0FLG4V5VJ
and other retailers
https://books2read.com/u/m0LQYW
#romance #vampire #fantasy#Books
The Last Lady of Lună is a queer why-choose vampire romance,
now available for pre-order.
Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0FLG4V5VJ
and other retailers
https://books2read.com/u/m0LQYW
#romance #vampire #fantasy#Books
I was a child when enemies destroyed our clan.
My mother escaped and raised me in secret. Without my fathers' blood, she aged and died. Now I am the last head of Clan Lună. My enemies think I am dead, my clan is scattered to the winds, and I am just coming into my powers. I will claim my birthright, rebuild my clan, and destroy our enemies. I'm just going to need a bit of help.
Luckily I know where to find it. A hot team of human mercenaries specializing in security is looking for their next job. They're exactly what I need. Now I just need to convince them to believe me, keep my secrets, and rain hell on my enemies.
And if Lună is still watching out for me, maybe I'll finally get laid.
The Last Lady of Lună is a slow burn paranormal romance and the first in a series about Nastasia of the Lună vampires, her five mates, and the future they will build together. Contains FF, MM, and FMF relationships. No AI.
Available in most major etailers October 15
Finished work for the day. As usual crazy fucking interruptions and shit spread a total of 6 hours work over 10 hours of the day. But could have been worse.
Anyway, finished the day with L3: 500 words written, 4000 words edited.
Not bad.
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I looked at them again. Everyone but Karen had their faces locked down, showing nothing. "You've got a lot of reasons to be pissed with me, and I won't apologize for doing the best I can to survive. But I sure as hell never wanted to trick you or force you into...
"I didn't tell you that 'sotii' means 'spouses' because I was afraid you would think I expected it. And I knew better."
Karen made a sound of protest, and I smiled at her, afraid to believe, afraid of how the others would react, but not willing to refuse her. "I thought I knew better."
"Karen--" Marcus started, but this time Leyla interrupted.
"What did you expect?"
Melissa Fehr
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I live under a rock, but some things about #IWTV S3 made their way to me anyway and even if it's a bit rushed, I had to paint this #Lestat <;
Have a happy #SDCC weekend!
#LestatDeLioncourt#SamReid#InterviewWithTheVampire #IWTV#AnneRice#Vampire #Wisesnail
I live under a rock, but some things about #IWTV S3 made their way to me anyway and even if it's a bit rushed, I had to paint this #Lestat <;
Have a happy #SDCC weekend!
#LestatDeLioncourt#SamReid#InterviewWithTheVampire #IWTV#AnneRice#Vampire #Wisesnail