Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
The Japan Times
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