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The moon last night was bonkers cool, and cute lil Jupiter is there too!
The moon last night was bonkers cool, and cute lil Jupiter is there too!
I needed to make some room in my closet, so this weekend I tried on a bunch of old clothes before deciding what to give away.
I also recently posted about how I hadn't been making much adult content lately, so I thought I'd take a few photos during the process.
I'll be writing spicy alt-text for them and posting it along with the images in this thread for the #AltAfterDark community...
Because #AccessibilityIsHotAF 😉
Have some side-view of the symbiote and another black swimsuit that didn't make the cut.
#AlicePics #Swimsuit #Selfie #AltAfterDark #AltText #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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The packaging told me I'd be prevented from picking these, so I got 13 new locks today.
Then I recorded unboxing-picking of all of them for Fedi.
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The packaging told me I'd be prevented from picking these, so I got 13 new locks today.
Then I recorded unboxing-picking of all of them for Fedi.
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Esther Payne :bisexual_flag:
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My girlfriend and I went out yesterday to steal love locks, then went to get some warm food and drinks afterwards (it was friggin' cold).
We ended up with 28 new love locks¹, a cinnamon roll the size of a large hedgehog, and chai I had to strain through my teeth.
All and all, it was a beautiful day and a lovely experience...though next time I hope they pour the chai through a strainer 😅
¹I went for easier prey because, from the time I pulled my hands out of my pockets, I had about 30 seconds of poking icy metal before my fingers went numb.
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My girlfriend and I went out yesterday to steal love locks, then went to get some warm food and drinks afterwards (it was friggin' cold).
We ended up with 28 new love locks¹, a cinnamon roll the size of a large hedgehog, and chai I had to strain through my teeth.
All and all, it was a beautiful day and a lovely experience...though next time I hope they pour the chai through a strainer 😅
¹I went for easier prey because, from the time I pulled my hands out of my pockets, I had about 30 seconds of poking icy metal before my fingers went numb.
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I found a new pink tank top at the thrift store, and it's covered in strawberries!
It's like it was made for me...and it was $3.
I found a new pink tank top at the thrift store, and it's covered in strawberries!
It's like it was made for me...and it was $3.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw::paw:
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And people say Mastodon is hard 😋
Gorgeous antique 8-Lever "Mastodon" steel padlock, picked in ~7 seconds, using homemade tools fashioned out of recycled bike spokes.
This is the second of two beautiful antique locks my partner gave me as a present.
The reason this opened so quickly is because several of the levers are rusted in place, and I bypassed the remaining ones and pushed the locking pawls out of the way directly.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw::paw:
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Antique 4-Lever steel padlock, picked in ~10 seconds, using homemade tools fashioned out of recycled bike spokes.
This is one of two beautiful antique locks my partner gave me as a present.
And people say Mastodon is hard 😋
Gorgeous antique 8-Lever "Mastodon" steel padlock, picked in ~7 seconds, using homemade tools fashioned out of recycled bike spokes.
This is the second of two beautiful antique locks my partner gave me as a present.
The reason this opened so quickly is because several of the levers are rusted in place, and I bypassed the remaining ones and pushed the locking pawls out of the way directly.
Antique 4-Lever steel padlock, picked in ~10 seconds, using homemade tools fashioned out of recycled bike spokes.
This is one of two beautiful antique locks my partner gave me as a present.
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Felt cute today—even though I had to donate a pair of jeans to the clothing swap because my butt it too big¹ for them now.
¹On the bright side, last night my girlfriend said² rappers should write songs about my butt.
²I cannot lie, technically *I* said it, but she agreed.
Felt cute today—even though I had to donate a pair of jeans to the clothing swap because my butt it too big¹ for them now.
¹On the bright side, last night my girlfriend said² rappers should write songs about my butt.
²I cannot lie, technically *I* said it, but she agreed.
The amazing @AstraCeleste asked me earlier today if I had a fursona, and I was like nah, but if I did it would probably be Bunny-Alice 😂
So she drew this adorable Bunny-Alice for me (with realistically thicc thighs even), based on these two reference photos.
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Pretty sunset at the beach yesterday. My partner and I were there hunting love locks, but ended up enjoying a nice walk, an excited crow bathing in the creek, and a lovely muted sunset.
We also saw some orcas, but they were a ways out, so I didn't get any good photos.
