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Nick East (Indie Writer)

And that's how the bunnies invented Bunny-Karate, which is a lot like regular Karate, except fluffier and cuter 😜😂

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Meme with a picture of two bunnies fighting and a number of medieval paintings of bunnies with weapons.
Caption: Taking away their weapons at the end of the Middle Ages just made bunnies more proficient in hand-to-hand combat. — Meme with a picture of two bunnies fighting and a number of medieval paintings of bunnies with weapons. Caption: Taking away their weapons at the end of the Middle Ages just made bunnies more proficient in hand-to-hand combat.

Nick East (Indie Writer)

@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · 5 hours ago

And that's how the bunnies invented Bunny-Karate, which is a lot like regular Karate, except fluffier and cuter 😜😂

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B.J. Vancheyson

@bjvancheyson@bookstodon.com · 5 days ago

#ScribesAndMakers Feb 5. You now have the same occupation as the main character of your current WIP (or book you are reading/last read) What job are you doing?

Since I'm editing two WIPs, I have a choice between a biology teacher or a squire.

The former is probably more realistic. 🙂

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Joanna Maciejewska

@AuthorJMac@indiepocalypse.social · 3 weeks ago

What are your reading plans? I just started a fantasy audiobook, I have a library loan ending soon, and a library hold just became available. It might be a lot, but since we have a winter storm warning, there might be a lot of time for it too. My e-reader is charged! What about you?

#bookstodon #fantasybooks #amreading

Text on blue background: what are you reading this weekend?

Joanna Maciejewska

@AuthorJMac@indiepocalypse.social · 3 weeks ago

#bookstodon #fantasybooks #amreading

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Joanna Maciejewska

@AuthorJMac@indiepocalypse.social · 4 weeks ago

Anniversaries have a way of sneaking up on me, and this one is no different. My debut novel, By the Pact, the first in epic fantasy series was released exactly 5 years (and 1 day) ago. Since then, I finished this series, published another one, and added a standalone to the list.
It's been a wild ride at times, and I'm still stunned by the response to this book, readers' kind words and excitement they share with me, author friends I made and opportunities I participated in.
And if you've read this one or any other of my books, thank you for giving this author a chance!
To celebrate, I'll try to share some fun tidbits about By the Pact and the series in the upcoming days, so stay tuned!

And if you want to grab book 1, it's free!
https://bf.authorjm.com/ByThePact

#books #bookstodon #fantasy #fantasybooks #author #authorlife

Cover of By the Pact by Joanna Maciejewska, small covers of the rest of the series, and text "Celebrating 5 years"

Buy By the Pact

High mages lied: Veranesh, the demon who destroyed the continent is still alive. And it's up to their former student to expose the truth—even if it means another Cataclysm. When Kamira, a once high mage student turned arcanist, discovers an imprisoned demon in underground ruins, she is forced into a pact that grants her powerful magic, but also ties her to the very demon that once devastated the continent… and Veranesh wants his freedom. With one friend by her side, Veelk, a mage killer bound on protecting her, Kamira will have to outwit the archmages, other demons, and possibly her own demonic benefactor to survive. Her chances are slim, but with Veelk’s ever-present sarcastic repartee, Kamira might just pull through. Plots and schemes, power and means—sometimes the price for victory is choosing which friend will die, but when you only have one friend, the choice is… easy?

Joanna Maciejewska

@AuthorJMac@indiepocalypse.social · 4 weeks ago

And if you want to grab book 1, it's free!
https://bf.authorjm.com/ByThePact

#books #bookstodon #fantasy #fantasybooks #author #authorlife

Buy By the Pact

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · last month

I do like both, and I've never understood why this is an issue, is it not the content of the book that matters? Not how that content is delivered? 🤔😁

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Tom and Jerry meme, Tom is having a sword fight with the dog, and Jerry is watching.
Captions:
Dog: ebook readers
Tom: Physical readers
Jerry: Me liking both — Tom and Jerry meme, Tom is having a sword fight with the dog, and Jerry is watching. Captions: Dog: ebook readers Tom: Physical readers Jerry: Me liking both

Nick East (Indie Writer)

@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · last month

I do like both, and I've never understood why this is an issue, is it not the content of the book that matters? Not how that content is delivered? 🤔😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · last month

If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂

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Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.

| went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. My Father-in-law said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted.

I'm going to Hell, but I'll go laughing. — Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier. | went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. My Father-in-law said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted. I'm going to Hell, but I'll go laughing.

Nick East (Indie Writer)

@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · last month

If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂

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Joanna Maciejewska

@AuthorJMac@indiepocalypse.social · last month

I saw that question in one of the groups, and I think it's an interesting one to ask.
I've had a good reading year, with many interesting reads (and exciting re-reads), but if I was to pick one book... I think "Ninefox Gambit" by Yoon Ha Lee takes the spot. What's your top book?

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Text on decorative background: Are there any fantasy or sci-fi books you've read this year that live rent free in your head?

Joanna Maciejewska

@AuthorJMac@indiepocalypse.social · last month

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Joanna Maciejewska

@AuthorJMac@indiepocalypse.social · 2 months ago

Today is the day! The biggest SFF event of the year is here!
Jump over to Reddit to share your hauls or recommendations:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/comments/1pw4tsd/over_650_books_free_or_099_more_than_300/
Or jump straight to the goodies:
https://megasale.yrliu.com/

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Fantasy image and text December 26-27, r/fantasy mega sale, over 700 free and discounted books

Joanna Maciejewska

@AuthorJMac@indiepocalypse.social · 2 months ago

#bookstodon #fantasy #fantasybooks #scifi #scifibooks

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · 2 months ago

But if I have a choice I prefer in the bath, the massage chair, the couch, and the bed in that order... 😁

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I WILL READ BOOKS ON A BOAT.
I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A GOAT.
I WILL READ BOOKS ON THE TRAIN.
I WILL READ BOOKS IN THE RAIN.
I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A FOX.
I WILL READ BOOKS IN A BOX
I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A MOUSE.
I WILL READ BOOKS IN A HOUSE.
I WILL READ BOOKS HERE AND THERE.
I WILL READ BOOKS EVERYWHERE. — I WILL READ BOOKS ON A BOAT. I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A GOAT. I WILL READ BOOKS ON THE TRAIN. I WILL READ BOOKS IN THE RAIN. I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A FOX. I WILL READ BOOKS IN A BOX I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A MOUSE. I WILL READ BOOKS IN A HOUSE. I WILL READ BOOKS HERE AND THERE. I WILL READ BOOKS EVERYWHERE.

Nick East (Indie Writer)

@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · 2 months ago

But if I have a choice I prefer in the bath, the massage chair, the couch, and the bed in that order... 😁

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · 2 months ago

I want things that are above my reading level, that's how I get better at reading 🤔😁

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Comic from Unshelved about a boy asking librarian about what books he can check out and the librarian telling him he can check out any book. The teacher says it's above the child's reading level and they have a policy. The librarian replies he loves the sound of a breaking policy breaking.

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@pixelpaperyarn@masto.hackers.town · 2 months ago

I had a book marketing plan, but fuck it. It felt forced, fake. The book is lyrical, romantic and may have a bit of wisdom about resilience and reinvention. I'm really proud of it. You can find it here:
https://jenniferlynparsons.com/books/05-all-is-hell-bent/

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Jennifer Lyn Parsons

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