If Netflix produced a remake of Jaws today:
"We're gonna need a bigger boat... because this shark is very big. Yes, it's the shark who ate all these swimmers the other day, so we went on this boat to hunt it down. But the boat is probably too small, because the shark is bigger than we thought."
Man, that free market capitalism, invisible hand, laissez-faire, 'let the market decide' sh!t is something else, ain't it? 🤔
#netflix #warnerbrothers
#davidellison🗑️
#bustthetrusts
Man, that free market capitalism, invisible hand, laissez-faire, 'let the market decide' sh!t is something else, ain't it? 🤔
#netflix #warnerbrothers
#davidellison🗑️
#bustthetrusts
y'all are not ready for how weird i'm about to be charithra chandran
I'M not even prepared for how weird i'm about to be about charithra chandran
y'all are not ready for how weird i'm about to be charithra chandran
I'M not even prepared for how weird i'm about to be about charithra chandran
great short documentary: How Netflix ruined Kdramas forever
They talk about the addictive KDrama formula and the brutal working hours of the industry. And how Netflix is ruining an already strained industry.
great short documentary: How Netflix ruined Kdramas forever
They talk about the addictive KDrama formula and the brutal working hours of the industry. And how Netflix is ruining an already strained industry.
💾 As I was failing to sleep, my third eye opened and I realized that #Netflix, #Amazon & other streaming platforms are basically PAID LIBRARIES that also:
- Have incomplete catalogues
- Periodically delete items
- Increasingly make up their own items
- Do not cooperate with other libraries
...so literally the only valuable thing you pay for is a sleek UI. It's unreal how they captured so many users by bastardizing the concept of #library.
USE ACTUAL LIBRARIES THEY'RE SO MUCH MORE RELIABLE!
💾 As I was failing to sleep, my third eye opened and I realized that #Netflix, #Amazon & other streaming platforms are basically PAID LIBRARIES that also:
- Have incomplete catalogues
- Periodically delete items
- Increasingly make up their own items
- Do not cooperate with other libraries
...so literally the only valuable thing you pay for is a sleek UI. It's unreal how they captured so many users by bastardizing the concept of #library.
USE ACTUAL LIBRARIES THEY'RE SO MUCH MORE RELIABLE!
Caramelo (2025) 🐶🍲
If Merv left you cold, Caramelo is the perfect antidote. I absolutely adored this Brazilian gem. It follows Pedro (Rafael Vitti), a talented young chef in São Paulo whose dreams are sidelined by a serious cancer diagnosis.
Unlike the "uptight" vibes in other films, the connection here between Pedro and his rescue dog, Caramelo, is pure soul. The dog isn’t just a background character; he "senses" Pedro's illness before the doctors do and becomes his anchor through treatment. It manages to be a total tear-jerker while remaining hopeful and vibrant rather than gloomy.
It captures that "who rescued who?" sentiment perfectly. The cinematography of the food and the city is gorgeous, but the real star is the dog, Amendoim, who gives one of the most expressive canine performances I've ever seen.
Warning: Keep tissues nearby for the third act! 😭❤️
Rating: 5/5 🐾
Warner Bros. Discovery will likely reject Paramount Skydance's amended $108.4 billion hostile bid for the storied Hollywood studio despite a personal guarantee from billionaire Larry Ellison backing the offer. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/business/2025/12/31/companies/warner-bros-reject-paramount-bid/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=mastodon #business #companies #warnerbros #paramount #tv #media #film #hollywood #netflix
Netflix: Open Content
https://opencontent.netflix.com/
#HackerNews #Netflix #Open #Content #Streaming #Innovation #ContentCreation
Seriously, most Netflix movies currently feel like they spent untold millions on SFX and post-production, perhaps a couple hundred k on the actors, and a Starbucks gift card on the script writing 😑
Okay, I *do* like that I get to experience knowing something before the characters do because I saw the broadway play. That is a fun feature. #TV #StrangerThings #Netflix
Noooooo, Nancy don’t fall back in love with Jonathan; he’s the worst. Come on, Steve is the prince of character growth! #StrangerThings #TV #Netflix
It does bother me that the look of gates and the upside down have changed so much since season one. I feel like they should have aimed more for consistency on that.
Okay, I *do* like that I get to experience knowing something before the characters do because I saw the broadway play. That is a fun feature. #TV #StrangerThings #Netflix
Paramount climbs to third despite losing ground year-over-year: Paramount captured 8.9% of TV in November 2025 with strong monthly gains, though down from 9.3% in 2024. Netflix grew to 8.3% while YouTube leads at 12.9% share. https://ppc.land/paramount-climbs-to-third-despite-losing-ground-year-over-year/ #Paramount #Netflix #YouTube #TVRatings #Streaming
Paramount climbs to third despite losing ground year-over-year: Paramount captured 8.9% of TV in November 2025 with strong monthly gains, though down from 9.3% in 2024. Netflix grew to 8.3% while YouTube leads at 12.9% share. https://ppc.land/paramount-climbs-to-third-despite-losing-ground-year-over-year/ #Paramount #Netflix #YouTube #TVRatings #Streaming
When a picture is worth a thousand words.
🎈 #Netflix
