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Vous en aviez rêvé, ils l'ont fait : La caméra connectée qui observe votre caca dans la cuvette pour vous donner des conseils santé.
Seulement 599 dollars + un abonnement annuel entre 70 et 156 dollars !
https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/kohler-unveils-a-camera-for-your-toilet/
@sebsauvage Il y a l'option pour poster ton caca tous les matins sur Instagram ? #shitposting
SHITPOSTERS OF THE FEDIVERSE
Following up on my tag-happy post from the other day, I have created a starter pack with fedidevs which will allow you to bulk-add everyone in the starter pack, which should be much more convenient. Please note that you will need to (at least temporarily) allow it access to your account, but rest assured that this is trusted resource in the fediverse. You can revoke access after the adds. As always, if you’d like to be removed, please just let me know.
This SP is chock-full of poasters that my friends and I follow, many of which have come from bluesky and are looking to reconnect with friends. If you’d like to be added to this pack, please feel free to private message me and The Council will review. Hopefully this will help connect fun, friendly people.
Users in the pack are tagged in private replies of 10 at a time to cut down on reply-all noise.
The Starter Pack:
https://fedidevs.com/s/NjQ5/
Update: 
It sounds like fuckaas.space is having some performance issues with the load. If you get an error, please try again later!
SHITPOSTERS OF THE FEDIVERSE
Following up on my tag-happy post from the other day, I have created a starter pack with fedidevs which will allow you to bulk-add everyone in the starter pack, which should be much more convenient. Please note that you will need to (at least temporarily) allow it access to your account, but rest assured that this is trusted resource in the fediverse. You can revoke access after the adds. As always, if you’d like to be removed, please just let me know.
This SP is chock-full of poasters that my friends and I follow, many of which have come from bluesky and are looking to reconnect with friends. If you’d like to be added to this pack, please feel free to private message me and The Council will review. Hopefully this will help connect fun, friendly people.
Users in the pack are tagged in private replies of 10 at a time to cut down on reply-all noise.
The Starter Pack:
https://fedidevs.com/s/NjQ5/
Update: It sounds like fuckaas.space is having some performance issues with the load. If you get an error, please try again later!
Col rientro dalle ferie aumenta lo #ShitPosting
Coincidenze?
Col rientro dalle ferie aumenta lo #ShitPosting
Coincidenze?
Here's a better Magic Quadrant. #magicquadrant #infosec #shitposting
That's polyamory, not polygamy.
CC: @log@mastodon.sdf.org
... #still #shitposting
Clearly we should just ditch timezones/clocks and go back to Matins, Prime, Terce, Sext, None, Vespers and Compline at the appropriate times where you are. WIth Sunrise/Sunset thrown in for good measure.
Oh wait, what if we just measure time based on the angle the sun is above the eastern horizon?
E.g.
* I’ll meet you at 35º for a coffee.
* It’s 150º, so time to go home for the day.
No need for summer time, since it’s self rectifying.
:-D
Clearly we should just ditch timezones/clocks and go back to Matins, Prime, Terce, Sext, None, Vespers and Compline at the appropriate times where you are. WIth Sunrise/Sunset thrown in for good measure.
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