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@billgoats@bitbang.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
dan 💾
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dan 💾
@billgoats@bitbang.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
dan 💾
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Karl Baron
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Dr. Juande Santander-Vela
@juandesant@mathstodon.xyz  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago
europlus :autisminf:
@europlus@social.europlus.zone  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago
A vision of GlobalTalk's future It is 2036, and the Internet as we know it is long dead, reduced to a feudal wasteland of app-only walled gardens. All important communication is confined to 400kb MFS floppy disks, taped under trash can lids and park benches by clandestine revolutionary types. 'Encryption' is a rare experimental font (Zapf Dingbats v0.35b) released in 1985. Any System 7 Macintosh with a working floppy drive is now worth four dozen eggs-an amount unheard of since the Chicken Panic of '27. After the post-crisis shakeup in '34, we were lucky to gain a person on the inside. There was a loophole exploit that allowed them to disable National Al Snooping™ on UDP port 387 from UTC 0300-UTC 0400 every Thursday, during the weekly Lords of Capital meeting. And thus it began. The #GlobalTalk Revolution of 2036. Our international flag of unity is the cool crab pride flag, with the motto, "Live, Laugh, LocalTalk ⇄" inked in Chicago across the bottom... @likesoldmacs, January 2025
A vision of GlobalTalk's future It is 2036, and the Internet as we know it is long dead, reduced to a feudal wasteland of app-only walled gardens. All important communication is confined to 400kb MFS floppy disks, taped under trash can lids and park benches by clandestine revolutionary types. 'Encryption' is a rare experimental font (Zapf Dingbats v0.35b) released in 1985. Any System 7 Macintosh with a working floppy drive is now worth four dozen eggs-an amount unheard of since the Chicken Panic of '27. After the post-crisis shakeup in '34, we were lucky to gain a person on the inside. There was a loophole exploit that allowed them to disable National Al Snooping™ on UDP port 387 from UTC 0300-UTC 0400 every Thursday, during the weekly Lords of Capital meeting. And thus it began. The #GlobalTalk Revolution of 2036. Our international flag of unity is the cool crab pride flag, with the motto, "Live, Laugh, LocalTalk ⇄" inked in Chicago across the bottom... @likesoldmacs, January 2025
A vision of GlobalTalk's future It is 2036, and the Internet as we know it is long dead, reduced to a feudal wasteland of app-only walled gardens. All important communication is confined to 400kb MFS floppy disks, taped under trash can lids and park benches by clandestine revolutionary types. 'Encryption' is a rare experimental font (Zapf Dingbats v0.35b) released in 1985. Any System 7 Macintosh with a working floppy drive is now worth four dozen eggs-an amount unheard of since the Chicken Panic of '27. After the post-crisis shakeup in '34, we were lucky to gain a person on the inside. There was a loophole exploit that allowed them to disable National Al Snooping™ on UDP port 387 from UTC 0300-UTC 0400 every Thursday, during the weekly Lords of Capital meeting. And thus it began. The #GlobalTalk Revolution of 2036. Our international flag of unity is the cool crab pride flag, with the motto, "Live, Laugh, LocalTalk ⇄" inked in Chicago across the bottom... @likesoldmacs, January 2025
europlus :autisminf:
@europlus@social.europlus.zone  ·  activity timestamp 8 months ago
europlus :autisminf:
@europlus@social.europlus.zone  ·  activity timestamp 8 months ago
URGENT NOTICE: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE REQUIRED Dear LaserWriter owner, Our records indicate that your LaserWriter Printer Warranty has either expired or is about to expire! This means you may be at risk of losing coverage on costly repairs and essential maintenance services. Don't let unexpected printer failures catch you off guard! Protect your investment with our Comprehensive LaserWriter Protection Plan, designed to save you hundreds on parts, labor, and those hard-to-find toner cartridge replacements. As a valued customer, you are eligible for Exclusive Benefits, including: 24/7 Online Technical Support Worldwide Toner Cartridge Coverage Sheet Feeder Calibration and Adjustment Noisy Cooling Fan Replacement Free Paper Jam Extraction and Roller Maintenance ACT NOW! Contact us at jack68k@mastodon.social to activate your coverage before it's too late. This offer is only available for a limited time and once it expires, you may be responsible for all repair costs out of pocket! To ensure uninterrupted printing capabilities, please respond by March 31, 2025. You can also visit our GlobalTalk Zone Jack 68K to review your options and enroll instantly. FINAL NOTICE: Failure to respond will result in loss of coverage eligibility. Sincerely, Warranty Services Department LaserWriter Protection Headquarters
URGENT NOTICE: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE REQUIRED Dear LaserWriter owner, Our records indicate that your LaserWriter Printer Warranty has either expired or is about to expire! This means you may be at risk of losing coverage on costly repairs and essential maintenance services. Don't let unexpected printer failures catch you off guard! Protect your investment with our Comprehensive LaserWriter Protection Plan, designed to save you hundreds on parts, labor, and those hard-to-find toner cartridge replacements. As a valued customer, you are eligible for Exclusive Benefits, including: 24/7 Online Technical Support Worldwide Toner Cartridge Coverage Sheet Feeder Calibration and Adjustment Noisy Cooling Fan Replacement Free Paper Jam Extraction and Roller Maintenance ACT NOW! Contact us at jack68k@mastodon.social to activate your coverage before it's too late. This offer is only available for a limited time and once it expires, you may be responsible for all repair costs out of pocket! To ensure uninterrupted printing capabilities, please respond by March 31, 2025. You can also visit our GlobalTalk Zone Jack 68K to review your options and enroll instantly. FINAL NOTICE: Failure to respond will result in loss of coverage eligibility. Sincerely, Warranty Services Department LaserWriter Protection Headquarters
URGENT NOTICE: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE REQUIRED Dear LaserWriter owner, Our records indicate that your LaserWriter Printer Warranty has either expired or is about to expire! This means you may be at risk of losing coverage on costly repairs and essential maintenance services. Don't let unexpected printer failures catch you off guard! Protect your investment with our Comprehensive LaserWriter Protection Plan, designed to save you hundreds on parts, labor, and those hard-to-find toner cartridge replacements. As a valued customer, you are eligible for Exclusive Benefits, including: 24/7 Online Technical Support Worldwide Toner Cartridge Coverage Sheet Feeder Calibration and Adjustment Noisy Cooling Fan Replacement Free Paper Jam Extraction and Roller Maintenance ACT NOW! Contact us at jack68k@mastodon.social to activate your coverage before it's too late. This offer is only available for a limited time and once it expires, you may be responsible for all repair costs out of pocket! To ensure uninterrupted printing capabilities, please respond by March 31, 2025. You can also visit our GlobalTalk Zone Jack 68K to review your options and enroll instantly. FINAL NOTICE: Failure to respond will result in loss of coverage eligibility. Sincerely, Warranty Services Department LaserWriter Protection Headquarters
europlus :autisminf:
@europlus@social.europlus.zone  ·  activity timestamp 8 months ago
A very legalish looking message, which reads: GLOBALTALK LEGAL ATTENTION! We have been trying to reach you about your GlobalTalk subscription! This is your final notice for renewal before your subscription lapses at the end of fiscal MARCHintosh. Our records indicate that your contract with GlobalTalk has not been renewed and is at risk of cancellation. Please contact us immediately to ensure uninterrupted access to all the fantastic GlobalTalk share content and worldwide printing network throughout the rest of the year. Don't let your classic Mac get disconnected from his global brothers, renew now! Contact us by dropping a greeting in any open file share or printed on any open printer.
A very legalish looking message, which reads: GLOBALTALK LEGAL ATTENTION! We have been trying to reach you about your GlobalTalk subscription! This is your final notice for renewal before your subscription lapses at the end of fiscal MARCHintosh. Our records indicate that your contract with GlobalTalk has not been renewed and is at risk of cancellation. Please contact us immediately to ensure uninterrupted access to all the fantastic GlobalTalk share content and worldwide printing network throughout the rest of the year. Don't let your classic Mac get disconnected from his global brothers, renew now! Contact us by dropping a greeting in any open file share or printed on any open printer.
A very legalish looking message, which reads: GLOBALTALK LEGAL ATTENTION! We have been trying to reach you about your GlobalTalk subscription! This is your final notice for renewal before your subscription lapses at the end of fiscal MARCHintosh. Our records indicate that your contract with GlobalTalk has not been renewed and is at risk of cancellation. Please contact us immediately to ensure uninterrupted access to all the fantastic GlobalTalk share content and worldwide printing network throughout the rest of the year. Don't let your classic Mac get disconnected from his global brothers, renew now! Contact us by dropping a greeting in any open file share or printed on any open printer.
Vlado Vince
@mejs@mastodon.vladovince.com  ·  activity timestamp 10 months ago
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