Angry man with a sign, "It's Adam & Eve, NOT Adam & Steve!" Man in pink confronts man with sign, "Hey! what the hell does that sign mean?" Angry man, "Adam and Eve doomed humanity to suffering and death!!! Adam and Steve did nothing wrong!" Man in pink is confused. Angry man and Man in pink join hands in solidarity and picket together, each with a "It's Adam & Eve, Not Adam & Steve" sign. Patreon.com/zachweinersmith smbc-comics.com

Angry man with a sign, "It's Adam & Eve, NOT Adam & Steve!" Man in pink confronts man with sign, "Hey! what the hell does that sign mean?" Angry man, "Adam and Eve doomed humanity to suffering and death!!! Adam and Steve did nothing wrong!" Man in pink is confused. Angry man and Man in pink join hands in solidarity and picket together, each with a "It's Adam & Eve, Not Adam & Steve" sign. Patreon.com/zachweinersmith smbc-comics.com

ingridverse Feb 20 "God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead capricorn-Omnikorn May 23 Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

ingridverse Feb 20 "God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead capricorn-Omnikorn May 23 Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

Jesus next to all the wheels he has taken. {Image of Jesus with a crown of thorns standing in front of a stone wall with around a dozen steering wheels mounted like game trophies}

Standing in line at Chipotle in front of a Pastor talking to his buddy. A butch employee is taking orders: Pastor: “Homosexuality is a mental illness and they will all regret their behavior when god condemns them to burn in hell” Me (turning around): You worship a god that tortures mentally ill people? 10 seconds of silence Pastor's friend: That is actually a good point.

Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Weird how religious folks never claim that a pandemic/natural disaster/ catastrophy is punishing us for income inequality or corporate greed. It's always shit like being gay or not saying the pledge of allegiance or dancing 7:37 PM - 12 Apr 20 - Twitter for Android

Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Weird how religious folks never claim that a pandemic/natural disaster/ catastrophy is punishing us for income inequality or corporate greed. It's always shit like being gay or not saying the pledge of allegiance or dancing 7:37 PM - 12 Apr 20 - Twitter for Android

Middle Age Riot @middleageriot BREAKING: American evangelicals are considering worshiping Satan after discovering how woke Jesus Christ was.

If GOD wanted to impress me with his “miracles” he would have impregnated Joseph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens everyday.

If Christians are right 5.1 billion people will go to hell. If Muslims are right, 5.5 billion people will go to hell. If I am right, no one will go to hell.