#Tag · bonfire.cafe

There's a new sign in the store today. I can't help feeling this one is going to resonate with a lot of people out there.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4453450584/polite-notice-everybody-fk-off-funny

#sign #fuck #introvert #solitude #home #work #naughty #rude #funny #business #smallbusiness #etsy

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A blue metal sign with white text reading:

Polite notice
Could everyone please
fuck off
for the sake of my sanity
thank you.

The sign has an industrial illustration of someone running for a door and someone facing the other way while reading a book. — A blue metal sign with white text reading: Polite notice Could everyone please fuck off for the sake of my sanity thank you. The sign has an industrial illustration of someone running for a door and someone facing the other way while reading a book.

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Bob Tregilus

@elaterite@mastoart.social · 2 weeks ago

I'm most worried about the strange dog.

#Sign #Humor

A black and white portrait photo of two signs on a white wall. The top sign reads, "Beware Pickpockets and Loose Women, New Orleans Police Dept." The bottom sign reads, "Warning Strange Dog."

Bob Tregilus

@elaterite@mastoart.social · 2 weeks ago

I'm most worried about the strange dog.

#Sign #Humor

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Bob Tregilus

@elaterite@mastoart.social · 4 weeks ago

Well, okay now, roger that good buddy!

#Sign #Travel BlackAndWhite #Photography #Darktable

A black and white portrait photo of a street sign. The sign is a diamond shape that says, "Dead End." Wrapped around the sign post and holding onto the sign is a human skeleton. Above the dead end sign and facing the opposite direction is another sign at the top of the pole. We can only see the bottom half. It is an octagon shape. A narrow street going up a hill is seen behind the pole with the signs and skeleton. A little snow is on the ground next to the road.

Bob Tregilus

@elaterite@mastoart.social · 4 weeks ago

Well, okay now, roger that good buddy!

#Sign #Travel BlackAndWhite #Photography #Darktable

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Bob Tregilus

@elaterite@mastoart.social · last month

Going through my photos I just noticed something exceedingly odd about this old weathered sign. Do you see what's strange about it?

#Travel #RoadTrip #Desert #Sign #Photography #Darktable

A landscape photo of a very old weathered sign. The brown background paint is very cracked and unevenly faded with parts of the background nearly white. The sign reads:

State Line 6.0 MI

Aurora 16.0 MI

Hawthorne 41.0 MI
(Rough Road)

The sign is bolted to two milled wood posts. The sign is surrounded by sagebrush. The base of a hill is seen in the background. Most of the photo is in shade but there's a slice of sunlight on the hill side in the background in the upper right. — A landscape photo of a very old weathered sign. The brown background paint is very cracked and unevenly faded with parts of the background nearly white. The sign reads: State Line 6.0 MI Aurora 16.0 MI Hawthorne 41.0 MI (Rough Road) The sign is bolted to two milled wood posts. The sign is surrounded by sagebrush. The base of a hill is seen in the background. Most of the photo is in shade but there's a slice of sunlight on the hill side in the background in the upper right.

Bob Tregilus

@elaterite@mastoart.social · last month

Going through my photos I just noticed something exceedingly odd about this old weathered sign. Do you see what's strange about it?

#Travel #RoadTrip #Desert #Sign #Photography #Darktable

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argv minus one

@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org · last year

#shitpost #sign #signs #funnySigns #funny_signs

A warning sign. It depicts one stick-figure man preparing to club another over the head with a large, heavy cathode-ray-tube computer monitor. A caption reads, “you are being monitored.”

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Jason Baluyut

@bluejay@ohai.social · last month

I found where all the sandwiches are.

#doorsday #photography #urbanphotography #streetphotography #door #sandwichshop #sign #signage #nyc

View of the Counter Service sandwich shop on West 14th Street in New York. An enormous yellow sign extends from the second to the fourth floor of a building facade, displaying simply the word “SANDWICHES” above a huge black arrow pointing down at a door at sidewalk level. The door is surrounded by frosted glass windows on which the word “Sandwiches” is repeatedly printed in a row. Some of the interior of the shop can be glimpsed through a clear section of the glass. The store is flanked by a Five Guys restaurant and a wine shop, under the upper levels of facades in different architectural styles. Various people stand on the sidewalk waiting for their bus, most notably a woman wearing a long white coat, white headphones, and white sneakers and carrying a black-and-white striped bag. A delivery worker on a bicycle whizzes by in the foreground, fuzzy with motion blur.

Jason Baluyut

@bluejay@ohai.social · last month

I found where all the sandwiches are.

#doorsday #photography #urbanphotography #streetphotography #door #sandwichshop #sign #signage #nyc

argv minus one

@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org · last month

The fine is kinda moot though.

#shitpost #sign

A warning sign from the Newcastle Tramway Authority reads, “Touching wires causes instant death, $200 fine.”

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Mark

@archer72@mastodon.sdf.org · last month

A book a day keeps the doctor away. And anyone else really, if you throw it hard enough

#library #sign #funny

Mark

@archer72@mastodon.sdf.org · last month

A book a day keeps the doctor away. And anyone else really, if you throw it hard enough

#library #sign #funny

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Jon Sullivan

@joncounts@mastodon.nz · 2 months ago

We were out shopping at Barrington Mall today and I was surprised to see this big sign saying “Shopping is pointless” next to a photo of a happy woman in a field of flowers.

My first thought was that it’s some surprisingly on point anti-commercialism messaging to see in a mall at Christmas time.

Then I realised that a word was being blocked from view. When I made a few steps to the left, the whole sign reads “Shopping elsewhere is pointless.”

They were so close!

#mall #shopping #sign #nz #Christchurch #Ōtautahi #Christmas

A photo from inside Barrington Mall in Christchurch, NZ. A big sign on the wall has a black and white photo of a woman in a field of flowers next to the words “Shopping is pointless.”

https://mastodon.nz/tags/%C5%8Ctautahi

Jon Sullivan

@joncounts@mastodon.nz · 2 months ago

We were out shopping at Barrington Mall today and I was surprised to see this big sign saying “Shopping is pointless” next to a photo of a happy woman in a field of flowers.

My first thought was that it’s some surprisingly on point anti-commercialism messaging to see in a mall at Christmas time.

Then I realised that a word was being blocked from view. When I made a few steps to the left, the whole sign reads “Shopping elsewhere is pointless.”

They were so close!

#mall #shopping #sign #nz #Christchurch #Ōtautahi #Christmas