A Fig Newton is the amount of force needed to propel 1 kilogram of figs 1 meter per second squared
A Fig Newton is the amount of force needed to propel 1 kilogram of figs 1 meter per second squared
"I smoke two joints in the morning,
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon,
it makes me feel allright.
I smoke two joints in time of peace,
and two in time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
and then I smoke two more."
I can ride a unicycle.
Not only can I, I also own one that's been sitting with the tire flat for longer than I would care to admit. If anyone has any recommendations for tires, inner tubes, etc. that can withstand running over goat heads constantly, I'd appreciate it. Lol.
(Also, it's not really a talent; anyone who's able to walk can ride one—statistically, after a total of roughly fifteen hours of trying to, on average—which was exactly how long it took me.)
#UniqueTalents #PunNotNecessarilyIntended #SorryIhadToItWasRightThere #HashtagGames #BikeTooter (I guess… I'm assuming it counts…)
I can ride a unicycle.
Not only can I, I also own one that's been sitting with the tire flat for longer than I would care to admit. If anyone has any recommendations for tires, inner tubes, etc. that can withstand running over goat heads constantly, I'd appreciate it. Lol.
(Also, it's not really a talent; anyone who's able to walk can ride one—statistically, after a total of roughly fifteen hours of trying to, on average—which was exactly how long it took me.)
#UniqueTalents #PunNotNecessarilyIntended #SorryIhadToItWasRightThere #HashtagGames #BikeTooter (I guess… I'm assuming it counts…)
The Schnauzer Redemption
A Cuntry Christmas starring Pam Bondi
An ICE Detention Center Romance
A Cuntry Christmas starring Pam Bondi
Today is our third anniversary on Mastodon and the Fediverse for our daily 9PM #HashTagGames.
This past year, #Fediverse players have played over 100,000 game plays.
Including the special games that popup, we have shared over 1100 unique hashtag games since November 16, 2022.
Thank you for joining me every day for our little moment of silliness.
Your friend and host,
@paul
See you at 9PM EST, (6PM PT / 2AM GMT / 3AM CET / 1PM AEDT / 2PM NZST) for our new game.
Proudly hosting daily games since November 16, 2022
#Fediverse #Mastodon
Today is our third anniversary on Mastodon and the Fediverse for our daily 9PM #HashTagGames.
This past year, #Fediverse players have played over 100,000 game plays.
Including the special games that popup, we have shared over 1100 unique hashtag games since November 16, 2022.
Thank you for joining me every day for our little moment of silliness.
Your friend and host,
@paul
See you at 9PM EST, (6PM PT / 2AM GMT / 3AM CET / 1PM AEDT / 2PM NZST) for our new game.
Proudly hosting daily games since November 16, 2022
#Fediverse #Mastodon
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Mass
The Village Steeple
The Village Steeple
Perfume
(Dedicated to everyone who finds the perfume department in a department store as pungent and overwhelming as Mr Bean and I do)
The Picture of Durian Gray
Hot Pocket in Cleveland
The Ketchup In The Rye #TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay #HashTagGames
Lord of the Onion Rings