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馃巸 Numen Skog - Spooky bird 馃巸
@NumenSkog@mastodon.art  路  activity timestamp 3 days ago

Just a brush test (i've like zero spoons this week so help with alt text is appreciated)

#art #sketch #digitalsketchbook #procreate #portrait #artistworkout #MastoArt #fediart #DigitalArt #ALT4you

a portrait of a black woman with glasses
a portrait of a black woman with glasses
a portrait of a black woman with glasses
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馃巸 Numen Skog - Spooky bird 馃巸
@NumenSkog@mastodon.art  路  activity timestamp 3 days ago

Just a brush test (i've like zero spoons this week so help with alt text is appreciated)

#art #sketch #digitalsketchbook #procreate #portrait #artistworkout #MastoArt #fediart #DigitalArt #ALT4you

a portrait of a black woman with glasses
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe  路  activity timestamp 4 days ago
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org replied  路  activity timestamp 4 days ago

@Taweret #Alt4You Animated image, set in a carnival midway or entertainment arcade. A boxing speed bag is connected to a machine, likely as a "how hard can you punch" game. A player in black comfy clothes winds up and hits. Her footing fails on the slippery floor and she goes down hard, spraining an ankle under her own butt. Would be funny if not for the painful-looking injury.

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der.hans
@lufthans@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@Morn @rbreich alt-text

1982: Rupert Murdoch at a table behind a pile of a couple dozen cookies as he leans over to a white construction worker who has one cookie

Murdoch says "careful buddy that foreigner wants your cookie" as he points across the table from the white guy at a guy who is not white and has no cookies

2025: the workers are in the same position with Murdoch saying the same racist diatribe, but now Murdoch's sitting behind a huge pile, thousands of cookies

#alttext #alt4you

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Robert Reich
@rbreich@masto.ai  路  activity timestamp last week
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der.hans
@lufthans@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@rbreich alt-text

Robert Reich post on another service:

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1985: 20 to 1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75 to 1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in today: 280 to 1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

#alttext #alt4you #TrickleDownSham #ExecProfiteering

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der.hans
@lufthans@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@estherschindler alt-text

"With the Oxford comma we invited the strippers comma jfk comma and Stailn."

Below is a drawing of JFK and Stalin and two strippers.

"Without the Oxford comma we invited the strippers comma jfk and Stalin"

Below is a drawing of JFK and Stalin as two strippers.

#alttext #alt4you #OxfordComma

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Ben Aveling
@BenAveling@infosec.exchange  路  activity timestamp last week

"Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul - all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but always has been - arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshipped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul - it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader." --Oliver Kornetzke, Aug 18, 2025
#ALT4you

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馃懇鈥嶐煢疶he Blind Fraggle
@Fragglemuppet@fandom.ink  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Reminder, if you can't use alt text for some reason you can always use the hashtag #Alt4Me and someone will describe it for you in a comment and use the hashtag #Alt4You

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Ben Aveling
@BenAveling@infosec.exchange  路  activity timestamp last week

"Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul - all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but always has been - arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshipped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul - it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader." --Oliver Kornetzke, Aug 18, 2025
#ALT4you

@AaronDavid

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Robert Reich
@rbreich@masto.ai  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
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der.hans
@lufthans@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rbreich alt-text

Mitch McConnell as the Monopoly guy ( not really, but that's what I see ) looking at a small glass vivarium with a MAGA hat dude with a sandworm beard pointing and arguing with a purple-haired woman

The caption in the top says, "They got you fighting a culture war to stop you from fighting a class war."

@saddrawingsbyjace is listed, so presumably the artist

#alttext #alt4you

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Esther Schindler
@estherschindler@newsie.social  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

This

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der.hans
@lufthans@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@estherschindler alt-text

Chalkboard with Quote Of The Day: "Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it." -- Unknown

#alttext #alt4you

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馃懇鈥嶐煢疶he Blind Fraggle
@Fragglemuppet@fandom.ink  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

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That's what my screen reader says when it encounters a picture or screenshot of text with no alt text.
Just wasn't sure if some of you knew that.

馃懇鈥嶐煢疶he Blind Fraggle
@Fragglemuppet@fandom.ink replied  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Reminder, if you can't use alt text for some reason you can always use the hashtag #Alt4Me and someone will describe it for you in a comment and use the hashtag #Alt4You

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Robert Reich
@rbreich@masto.ai  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
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der.hans
@lufthans@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rbreich alt-text

Cartoon of a dad in a dad sweater opening the door to a military troupe in full battle gear.

The caption on the bottom has him saying, "Honey, did you post something negative about the regime?"

In one of the baseboards it says, "Ivan!", presumably the artist

#alttext #alt4you #fascists #USpol

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der.hans
@lufthans@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@span estherschindler alt-text

Post from JD Vance saying, "Killing cartel members who poison our fellow citizens is the highest and best use of our military"

To which Hashis Mteuzi, PMP replied, "The Sackler Family cartel killed 500,000 Americans and never saw a day in prison.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with them being white billionaires."

#alt4you #alttext#SacklerFamily#DrugPushers#OpiodCrisis #JDVance

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sjvn
@sjvn@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Sniff! Such sad poetry!

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der.hans
@lufthans@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
@sjvn alt-text

fiber art of some poetry:

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roses are red
violets are blue
unexpected '}'
on line 32
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#alttext #alt4you#GeekHumor#ProgrammingHumor

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Neville Park
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Neville Park
@nev@status.nevillepark.ca  路  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
@samhenrigold [Media description: a black MacBook (with a widget showing screen angle) making a creaking noise as the lid is slowly opened and closed.] #Alt4You
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sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io  路  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It鈥檚 not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

Source code and a downloadable app to try it yourself: https://github.com/samhenrigold/LidAngleSensor

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Neville Park
@nev@status.nevillepark.ca replied  路  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
@samhenrigold [Media description: a black MacBook (with a widget showing screen angle) making a creaking noise as the lid is slowly opened and closed.] #Alt4You
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der.hans
@lufthans@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp last month
@rbreich alt-text

Post from Robert Reich elsewhere

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The largest SNAP cuts in history went into effect this week, eliminating or drastically cutting food assistance for millions of Americans.

And it's all to pay for more tax cuts that primarily benefit the super-rich.

Trickle-down economics isn't just a haox - it's cruel.
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#alttext #alt4you#SNAP#USpol#taxTheft

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IHateFireworks
@ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie  路  activity timestamp last month
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oh wow, this is one of the best memes I've seen on here

#ALT4you a glitchy photo of a young Mark Zuckerburg and passenger in an SUV, Mark's grin has been stretched creepily open like a black maw, with the words get in loser, we're ripping apart the fabric of society with short-term dopamine-driven feedback loops"

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