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Jen Sorensen
Jen Sorensen
@jensorensen@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
INTRODUCING A HOT NEW STARTUP! Logo on wall: MurderKorp™ BROCK SKEEVES, CEO Brock: OUR BUSINESS MODEL IS SIMPLE: CONNECTING CUSTOMERS WITH ORDINARY PEOPLE WILLING TO MURDER SOMEONE FOR THEM! AN IPO IS ROLLED OUT TV business show anchor: SHARES OF MURDERKORP ARE SLAYING TODAY! IT'S ALL GREEN FOR A COMPANY THAT'S ALWAYS IN THE RED, HA HA! Chart showing shares of MRDR climbing SOME EXPRESS CONCERN Woman: THIS IS COMPLETELY IMMORAL! NOT TO MENTION SOCIOPATHIC! Brock: TSK TSK. IF YOU TRY TO REGULATE THIS INDUSTRY, YOU'RE GOING TO HURT ORDINARY AMERICANS. WE NEED JOBS, NOT EMPATHY. BUSINESS LEADERS WELCOME IT INTO THE FOLD Executive clinking champagne glasses with Brock: WE'VE ALWAYS KILLED PEOPLE INDIRECTLY-- DENYING HEALTHCARE CLAIMS, POLLUTING, GUTTING WORKER SAFETY LAWS--BUT IT'S TIME TO CUT TO THE CHASE! CHEERS!
INTRODUCING A HOT NEW STARTUP! Logo on wall: MurderKorp™ BROCK SKEEVES, CEO Brock: OUR BUSINESS MODEL IS SIMPLE: CONNECTING CUSTOMERS WITH ORDINARY PEOPLE WILLING TO MURDER SOMEONE FOR THEM! AN IPO IS ROLLED OUT TV business show anchor: SHARES OF MURDERKORP ARE SLAYING TODAY! IT'S ALL GREEN FOR A COMPANY THAT'S ALWAYS IN THE RED, HA HA! Chart showing shares of MRDR climbing SOME EXPRESS CONCERN Woman: THIS IS COMPLETELY IMMORAL! NOT TO MENTION SOCIOPATHIC! Brock: TSK TSK. IF YOU TRY TO REGULATE THIS INDUSTRY, YOU'RE GOING TO HURT ORDINARY AMERICANS. WE NEED JOBS, NOT EMPATHY. BUSINESS LEADERS WELCOME IT INTO THE FOLD Executive clinking champagne glasses with Brock: WE'VE ALWAYS KILLED PEOPLE INDIRECTLY-- DENYING HEALTHCARE CLAIMS, POLLUTING, GUTTING WORKER SAFETY LAWS--BUT IT'S TIME TO CUT TO THE CHASE! CHEERS!
INTRODUCING A HOT NEW STARTUP! Logo on wall: MurderKorp™ BROCK SKEEVES, CEO Brock: OUR BUSINESS MODEL IS SIMPLE: CONNECTING CUSTOMERS WITH ORDINARY PEOPLE WILLING TO MURDER SOMEONE FOR THEM! AN IPO IS ROLLED OUT TV business show anchor: SHARES OF MURDERKORP ARE SLAYING TODAY! IT'S ALL GREEN FOR A COMPANY THAT'S ALWAYS IN THE RED, HA HA! Chart showing shares of MRDR climbing SOME EXPRESS CONCERN Woman: THIS IS COMPLETELY IMMORAL! NOT TO MENTION SOCIOPATHIC! Brock: TSK TSK. IF YOU TRY TO REGULATE THIS INDUSTRY, YOU'RE GOING TO HURT ORDINARY AMERICANS. WE NEED JOBS, NOT EMPATHY. BUSINESS LEADERS WELCOME IT INTO THE FOLD Executive clinking champagne glasses with Brock: WE'VE ALWAYS KILLED PEOPLE INDIRECTLY-- DENYING HEALTHCARE CLAIMS, POLLUTING, GUTTING WORKER SAFETY LAWS--BUT IT'S TIME TO CUT TO THE CHASE! CHEERS!
The Japan Times
The Japan Times
@thejapantimes@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
Jen Sorensen
Jen Sorensen
@jensorensen@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
INTRODUCING A HOT NEW STARTUP! Logo on wall: MurderKorp™ BROCK SKEEVES, CEO Brock: OUR BUSINESS MODEL IS SIMPLE: CONNECTING CUSTOMERS WITH ORDINARY PEOPLE WILLING TO MURDER SOMEONE FOR THEM! AN IPO IS ROLLED OUT TV business show anchor: SHARES OF MURDERKORP ARE SLAYING TODAY! IT'S ALL GREEN FOR A COMPANY THAT'S ALWAYS IN THE RED, HA HA! Chart showing shares of MRDR climbing SOME EXPRESS CONCERN Woman: THIS IS COMPLETELY IMMORAL! NOT TO MENTION SOCIOPATHIC! Brock: TSK TSK. IF YOU TRY TO REGULATE THIS INDUSTRY, YOU'RE GOING TO HURT ORDINARY AMERICANS. WE NEED JOBS, NOT EMPATHY. BUSINESS LEADERS WELCOME IT INTO THE FOLD Executive clinking champagne glasses with Brock: WE'VE ALWAYS KILLED PEOPLE INDIRECTLY-- DENYING HEALTHCARE CLAIMS, POLLUTING, GUTTING WORKER SAFETY LAWS--BUT IT'S TIME TO CUT TO THE CHASE! CHEERS!
INTRODUCING A HOT NEW STARTUP! Logo on wall: MurderKorp™ BROCK SKEEVES, CEO Brock: OUR BUSINESS MODEL IS SIMPLE: CONNECTING CUSTOMERS WITH ORDINARY PEOPLE WILLING TO MURDER SOMEONE FOR THEM! AN IPO IS ROLLED OUT TV business show anchor: SHARES OF MURDERKORP ARE SLAYING TODAY! IT'S ALL GREEN FOR A COMPANY THAT'S ALWAYS IN THE RED, HA HA! Chart showing shares of MRDR climbing SOME EXPRESS CONCERN Woman: THIS IS COMPLETELY IMMORAL! NOT TO MENTION SOCIOPATHIC! Brock: TSK TSK. IF YOU TRY TO REGULATE THIS INDUSTRY, YOU'RE GOING TO HURT ORDINARY AMERICANS. WE NEED JOBS, NOT EMPATHY. BUSINESS LEADERS WELCOME IT INTO THE FOLD Executive clinking champagne glasses with Brock: WE'VE ALWAYS KILLED PEOPLE INDIRECTLY-- DENYING HEALTHCARE CLAIMS, POLLUTING, GUTTING WORKER SAFETY LAWS--BUT IT'S TIME TO CUT TO THE CHASE! CHEERS!
INTRODUCING A HOT NEW STARTUP! Logo on wall: MurderKorp™ BROCK SKEEVES, CEO Brock: OUR BUSINESS MODEL IS SIMPLE: CONNECTING CUSTOMERS WITH ORDINARY PEOPLE WILLING TO MURDER SOMEONE FOR THEM! AN IPO IS ROLLED OUT TV business show anchor: SHARES OF MURDERKORP ARE SLAYING TODAY! IT'S ALL GREEN FOR A COMPANY THAT'S ALWAYS IN THE RED, HA HA! Chart showing shares of MRDR climbing SOME EXPRESS CONCERN Woman: THIS IS COMPLETELY IMMORAL! NOT TO MENTION SOCIOPATHIC! Brock: TSK TSK. IF YOU TRY TO REGULATE THIS INDUSTRY, YOU'RE GOING TO HURT ORDINARY AMERICANS. WE NEED JOBS, NOT EMPATHY. BUSINESS LEADERS WELCOME IT INTO THE FOLD Executive clinking champagne glasses with Brock: WE'VE ALWAYS KILLED PEOPLE INDIRECTLY-- DENYING HEALTHCARE CLAIMS, POLLUTING, GUTTING WORKER SAFETY LAWS--BUT IT'S TIME TO CUT TO THE CHASE! CHEERS!
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
@Lazarou@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month
3hago 11.50 GMT JPMorgan's Pinto Warns of Possible ‘Correction’ in Al Valuations Valuations in the booming Al industry are due for a reassessment, according to JPMorgan Chase & Co. Vice Chairman Daniel Pinto. Speaking at the Bloomberg Africa Business Summit in Johannesburg today, Pinto also warned that any decline would reverberate across the stock market. Pinto warned: 44 “There is probably a correction there. That correction will also create a correction in the rest of the segment, the S&P and in the industry.” Concern has been growing in recent weeks that the valuations of the world’s largest technology companies could have risen too high, based on an overly optimistic view of how quickly Al would delivery productivity benefits. As Pinto explains: 44 “In order to justify these valuations, you are considering a level of productivity that, it will happen, but it may not happen as fast as the market is pricing now.”
3hago 11.50 GMT JPMorgan's Pinto Warns of Possible ‘Correction’ in Al Valuations Valuations in the booming Al industry are due for a reassessment, according to JPMorgan Chase & Co. Vice Chairman Daniel Pinto. Speaking at the Bloomberg Africa Business Summit in Johannesburg today, Pinto also warned that any decline would reverberate across the stock market. Pinto warned: 44 “There is probably a correction there. That correction will also create a correction in the rest of the segment, the S&P and in the industry.” Concern has been growing in recent weeks that the valuations of the world’s largest technology companies could have risen too high, based on an overly optimistic view of how quickly Al would delivery productivity benefits. As Pinto explains: 44 “In order to justify these valuations, you are considering a level of productivity that, it will happen, but it may not happen as fast as the market is pricing now.”
3hago 11.50 GMT JPMorgan's Pinto Warns of Possible ‘Correction’ in Al Valuations Valuations in the booming Al industry are due for a reassessment, according to JPMorgan Chase & Co. Vice Chairman Daniel Pinto. Speaking at the Bloomberg Africa Business Summit in Johannesburg today, Pinto also warned that any decline would reverberate across the stock market. Pinto warned: 44 “There is probably a correction there. That correction will also create a correction in the rest of the segment, the S&P and in the industry.” Concern has been growing in recent weeks that the valuations of the world’s largest technology companies could have risen too high, based on an overly optimistic view of how quickly Al would delivery productivity benefits. As Pinto explains: 44 “In order to justify these valuations, you are considering a level of productivity that, it will happen, but it may not happen as fast as the market is pricing now.”
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
@Lazarou@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
@Lazarou@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month
3hago 11.50 GMT JPMorgan's Pinto Warns of Possible ‘Correction’ in Al Valuations Valuations in the booming Al industry are due for a reassessment, according to JPMorgan Chase & Co. Vice Chairman Daniel Pinto. Speaking at the Bloomberg Africa Business Summit in Johannesburg today, Pinto also warned that any decline would reverberate across the stock market. Pinto warned: 44 “There is probably a correction there. That correction will also create a correction in the rest of the segment, the S&P and in the industry.” Concern has been growing in recent weeks that the valuations of the world’s largest technology companies could have risen too high, based on an overly optimistic view of how quickly Al would delivery productivity benefits. As Pinto explains: 44 “In order to justify these valuations, you are considering a level of productivity that, it will happen, but it may not happen as fast as the market is pricing now.”
3hago 11.50 GMT JPMorgan's Pinto Warns of Possible ‘Correction’ in Al Valuations Valuations in the booming Al industry are due for a reassessment, according to JPMorgan Chase & Co. Vice Chairman Daniel Pinto. Speaking at the Bloomberg Africa Business Summit in Johannesburg today, Pinto also warned that any decline would reverberate across the stock market. Pinto warned: 44 “There is probably a correction there. That correction will also create a correction in the rest of the segment, the S&P and in the industry.” Concern has been growing in recent weeks that the valuations of the world’s largest technology companies could have risen too high, based on an overly optimistic view of how quickly Al would delivery productivity benefits. As Pinto explains: 44 “In order to justify these valuations, you are considering a level of productivity that, it will happen, but it may not happen as fast as the market is pricing now.”
3hago 11.50 GMT JPMorgan's Pinto Warns of Possible ‘Correction’ in Al Valuations Valuations in the booming Al industry are due for a reassessment, according to JPMorgan Chase & Co. Vice Chairman Daniel Pinto. Speaking at the Bloomberg Africa Business Summit in Johannesburg today, Pinto also warned that any decline would reverberate across the stock market. Pinto warned: 44 “There is probably a correction there. That correction will also create a correction in the rest of the segment, the S&P and in the industry.” Concern has been growing in recent weeks that the valuations of the world’s largest technology companies could have risen too high, based on an overly optimistic view of how quickly Al would delivery productivity benefits. As Pinto explains: 44 “In order to justify these valuations, you are considering a level of productivity that, it will happen, but it may not happen as fast as the market is pricing now.”
Ron Franke
Ron Franke
@rdfranke@sfba.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
The Japan Times
The Japan Times
@thejapantimes@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
Nonilex
Nonilex
@Nonilex@masto.ai  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
Nonilex
Nonilex
@Nonilex@masto.ai  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
The Japan Times
The Japan Times
@thejapantimes@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago