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You have to hand it to him... he always nailed the role.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Halloween #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme #AddamsFamily #TheAddamsFamily #VintageTV #1960sTV #TVShows

Black and white photo from the 1960's TV show "The Addams Family." An open box is on top of a table, with just a hand sticking out of it, aka the character called "Thing."

Meme text reads, "Little known fact... Before Thing was an actor, he was a stagehand." — Black and white photo from the 1960's TV show "The Addams Family." An open box is on top of a table, with just a hand sticking out of it, aka the character called "Thing." Meme text reads, "Little known fact... Before Thing was an actor, he was a stagehand."

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 weeks ago

I'm not sure witch #Halloween comic I like best this week...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Halloween #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme #Witches #Witch #Allergies #WickedWitch

One-panel comic strip by Scott Hilburn. Two witches in pointy black hats are in a kitchen. The one is sitting at the table with her head in her hands. The other is standing over the first, trying to comfort her. She asks, "Agatha, what's wrong?"

The weeping witch replies, "The doctor said I can't have kids."

The first witch says, "Now, now... Food allergies aren't the end of the world." — One-panel comic strip by Scott Hilburn. Two witches in pointy black hats are in a kitchen. The one is sitting at the table with her head in her hands. The other is standing over the first, trying to comfort her. She asks, "Agatha, what's wrong?" The weeping witch replies, "The doctor said I can't have kids." The first witch says, "Now, now... Food allergies aren't the end of the world."

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 weeks ago

Happy belated #IndigenousPeoplesDay and Happy... "Columbo Day." 😉

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Columbo #PeterFalk #DetectiveShows #ClassicTV #Columbo #ColumbusDay

A photo of actor Peter Falk in his iconic role as Columbo. Meme text reads, "Just one more question... When you were 'discovering' America, was there anyone else there at the time?"

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 weeks ago

I'm not sure witch #Halloween comic I like best this week...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Halloween #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme #Witches #Witch #Allergies #WickedWitch

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 weeks ago

Happy belated #IndigenousPeoplesDay and Happy... "Columbo Day." 😉

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Columbo #PeterFalk #DetectiveShows #ClassicTV #Columbo #ColumbusDay

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 weeks ago

You have to hand it to him... he always nailed the role.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Halloween #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme #AddamsFamily #TheAddamsFamily #VintageTV #1960sTV #TVShows

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 weeks ago

Some fonts just do not work well in some situations.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Fonts #Halloween #YardDecorations #FontChoice #HalloweenDecorations #HalloweenMood #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme

Photo of some flat wooden cat decorations, in Halloween colors. They are shaped a bit like bowling pins with cat faces painted on the top sections and a piece of frayed rope as a bow tie on each.

The body section has the words "Trick or Treat" painted on it. However, the font used makes it difficult to easily recognize the word "Trick," and at first glance, it looks like the text is actually "F--k or Treat." — Photo of some flat wooden cat decorations, in Halloween colors. They are shaped a bit like bowling pins with cat faces painted on the top sections and a piece of frayed rope as a bow tie on each. The body section has the words "Trick or Treat" painted on it. However, the font used makes it difficult to easily recognize the word "Trick," and at first glance, it looks like the text is actually "F--k or Treat."

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 weeks ago

Some fonts just do not work well in some situations.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Fonts #Halloween #YardDecorations #FontChoice #HalloweenDecorations #HalloweenMood #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 months ago

Has your human ever farted and blamed you for stinking up the room? You may be entitled to compensation.

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A mock advertisement with a photo of a dog wearing glasses and a business suit. Ad text reads:

Did your human break a treat in half and try to pass it off as a whole treat?

You may be entitled to compensation.

FIDO BONA ESQ Pawfirm Owner

Our attorneys have seven times the experience chasing down treats owed.

Paw us today to schedule a consultation

HOUND, WOLFE & CHASE
Attorneys at Paw — A mock advertisement with a photo of a dog wearing glasses and a business suit. Ad text reads: Did your human break a treat in half and try to pass it off as a whole treat? You may be entitled to compensation. FIDO BONA ESQ Pawfirm Owner Our attorneys have seven times the experience chasing down treats owed. Paw us today to schedule a consultation HOUND, WOLFE & CHASE Attorneys at Paw

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 months ago

Has your human ever farted and blamed you for stinking up the room? You may be entitled to compensation.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Lawyers #LegalAds #FunnyAdvertisements

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 months ago

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Grammar #Spelling #Homonyms #Captchas #Captcha #DadJokes #GrammarJokes #Internet

Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below."

Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten."

Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again." — Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 months ago

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Grammar #Spelling #Homonyms #Captchas #Captcha #DadJokes #GrammarJokes #Internet

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4 months ago

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cursive #Parenting #GenZ #GenX #Boomers #TeachingCursive #CursiveWriting #Writing #Klingon #KlingonLanguage

Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones.

Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'."

One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?"

The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K."

[Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly] — Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4 months ago

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cursive #Parenting #GenZ #GenX #Boomers #TeachingCursive #CursiveWriting #Writing #Klingon #KlingonLanguage

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 5 months ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #HappyFathersDay #DadsDay #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #TNG #StarTrekTNG #PunctuationMatters

The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke.

Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?"

Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?"

Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally."

Riker then facepalms. — The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 5 months ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #HappyFathersDay #DadsDay #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #TNG #StarTrekTNG #PunctuationMatters