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Some fonts just do not work well in some situations.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Fonts #Halloween #YardDecorations #FontChoice #HalloweenDecorations #HalloweenMood #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme

Photo of some flat wooden cat decorations, in Halloween colors. They are shaped a bit like bowling pins with cat faces painted on the top sections and a piece of frayed rope as a bow tie on each.

The body section has the words "Trick or Treat" painted on it. However, the font used makes it difficult to easily recognize the word "Trick," and at first glance, it looks like the text is actually "F--k or Treat." — Photo of some flat wooden cat decorations, in Halloween colors. They are shaped a bit like bowling pins with cat faces painted on the top sections and a piece of frayed rope as a bow tie on each. The body section has the words "Trick or Treat" painted on it. However, the font used makes it difficult to easily recognize the word "Trick," and at first glance, it looks like the text is actually "F--k or Treat."

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 days ago

Some fonts just do not work well in some situations.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Fonts #Halloween #YardDecorations #FontChoice #HalloweenDecorations #HalloweenMood #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · last month

Has your human ever farted and blamed you for stinking up the room? You may be entitled to compensation.

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A mock advertisement with a photo of a dog wearing glasses and a business suit. Ad text reads:

Did your human break a treat in half and try to pass it off as a whole treat?

You may be entitled to compensation.

FIDO BONA ESQ Pawfirm Owner

Our attorneys have seven times the experience chasing down treats owed.

Paw us today to schedule a consultation

HOUND, WOLFE & CHASE
Attorneys at Paw — A mock advertisement with a photo of a dog wearing glasses and a business suit. Ad text reads: Did your human break a treat in half and try to pass it off as a whole treat? You may be entitled to compensation. FIDO BONA ESQ Pawfirm Owner Our attorneys have seven times the experience chasing down treats owed. Paw us today to schedule a consultation HOUND, WOLFE & CHASE Attorneys at Paw

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · last month

Has your human ever farted and blamed you for stinking up the room? You may be entitled to compensation.

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · last month

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

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Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below."

Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten."

Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again." — Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · last month

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Grammar #Spelling #Homonyms #Captchas #Captcha #DadJokes #GrammarJokes #Internet

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4 months ago

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cursive #Parenting #GenZ #GenX #Boomers #TeachingCursive #CursiveWriting #Writing #Klingon #KlingonLanguage

Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones.

Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'."

One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?"

The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K."

[Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly] — Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4 months ago

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cursive #Parenting #GenZ #GenX #Boomers #TeachingCursive #CursiveWriting #Writing #Klingon #KlingonLanguage

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4 months ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #HappyFathersDay #DadsDay #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #TNG #StarTrekTNG #PunctuationMatters

The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke.

Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?"

Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?"

Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally."

Riker then facepalms. — The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 4 months ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #HappyFathersDay #DadsDay #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #TNG #StarTrekTNG #PunctuationMatters