UPDATE: experiment doesn't work. Experimentation mode: I've played with a vibe coding platform and created a WordPress plugin. Not yet tried on platform, will see tomorrow.
Features:
one shortcode detects a list of referrers. From a txt file (allow list). Where most fediverse instances are in. Going to put as many of them as I can.
The other shortcode instead, checks if visitor comes from Facebook, X, etc.
Without getting usernames or data. Just the pages from where someone clicks.
And if there is a commercial platform, it will say "did you enjoy licking Trump's ass? Tell me the taste, I'll give you better recipes" #fediverse #fun #plugins #WordPress
🔥 Anybody else reaaally feel like review bombing this AD?
This quote sounds like a fitting review:
"Hello Mister President, congratulations!"
"Did you watch it?"
"No, I did not - I will see it on the news"
🤣 🤣 🤣
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_(film)
#Melania #Ad #News #MelaniaTrump #Trump #US #America #Unitedstates #Unitedstatesofamerica #politics #Epstein #USpol #Media #News #Post #Humor #Satire #Joke #Fun #Funny #portrait #politician
Trump's motto right now:
A troll post or comment a day,
keeps the full Epstein Files away.
#Trump #EpsteinFiles #USA #US #America #Unitedstates #Unitedstatesofamerica #politics #Epstein #USpol #Media #News #Post #Humor #Satire #Joke #Fun #Funny #portrait #politician #billionaire #donaldtrump #jeffreyepstein
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Teen HIIT & Empowerment: Beyond the Workout! ⚡️
🗣️Grateful to provide a supportive, full‑body experience where every teen feels seen, heard, and empowered at the Malden Teen Enrichment Center!
🎯Some underreported—but powerful—benefits of group fitness:
🧠 Mental Health
🤝🏽Teamwork
🔥 Fun!
😅 Because when it’s fun, you keep coming back!
#YouthPower #Boston #Maldenma #fitness #teenhealth #CommunitySupport #mentalhealth #fun #groupfitness #genz #hiit
Snow days couldn't stop us for long! ❄️🚫
🔥We’re back in Malden for Week 3 of our Inclusive HIIT series. From battle ropes to partner exercises, the squad showed up and leveled up.
💪🏾Strength. Empowerment. Community.
#strengthtraining #hiit #fitfam #Boston #health #exercise #womenhealth #mentalhealth #fun #community #teamwork
#Community & Connection: SPARTA Strength at the Milano Senior Center in #Melrose, MA 💪🏾
📌The Benefits of Moving Together:
✅ Physical & Mental: Regular sessions help reduce the risk of cognitive decline, functional difficulties, and isolation.
✅ #Empowerment: Movement builds the confidence needed to maintain an independent #lifestyle.
At SPARTA Strength, we focus on more than movement — it’s about laughter, connection, and healthy #aging.✨
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Birthday present for a friend.
Kitty had tooth problems at the time, which explains the "pissed blep face". All fixed now, so no worries. She's still a diva that rules with an iron paw, though.
(hoping preview image cuts off below eye contact. That stare is equally menacing in reality, btw)
Birthday present for a friend.
Kitty had tooth problems at the time, which explains the "pissed blep face". All fixed now, so no worries. She's still a diva that rules with an iron paw, though.
(hoping preview image cuts off below eye contact. That stare is equally menacing in reality, btw)
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omg... imagine a whole community of #Mastodon and #Fediverse instances that are run ontop of Linux distributions using this #cosmic scheduler!!
lol
"Your notifications are being delayed as Mars is in retrograde”
#astrology #linux #fun
https://www.tomshardware.com/software/linux/dev-creates-astrology-powered-cpu-scheduler-for-linux-makes-decisions-based-on-planetary-positions-and-zodiac-signs-sched-ext-framework-informed-by-lunar-phases-cosmic-weather-reports-and-dynamic-time-slicing
omg... imagine a whole community of #Mastodon and #Fediverse instances that are run ontop of Linux distributions using this #cosmic scheduler!!
lol
"Your notifications are being delayed as Mars is in retrograde”
#astrology #linux #fun
https://www.tomshardware.com/software/linux/dev-creates-astrology-powered-cpu-scheduler-for-linux-makes-decisions-based-on-planetary-positions-and-zodiac-signs-sched-ext-framework-informed-by-lunar-phases-cosmic-weather-reports-and-dynamic-time-slicing
Reverse engineering Lyft Bikes for fun (and profit?)
https://ilanbigio.com/blog/lyft-bikes.html
#HackerNews #ReverseEngineering #LyftBikes #Fun #Profit #TechInnovation #HackersCommunity
🛑 Stop Scrolling! Birthday Surprise 🎉
🎂 We wrapped up today’s SPARTA Strength Class at the Malden Senior Center with ball slams, fast feet drill—and big smiles😅! I let the crew know Josie’s birthday is Friday, and they lit up the room with a spontaneous birthday song.
📣 Drop a comment to wish Josie a happy birthday!
#MaldenMA #fitness #birthday #joy #seniors #Community #smile #life #inspirational #health #fun #boston #aging
Social Connection: The Most Overlooked Part of Healthy Aging🤝🏽
Beyond building strength, #fun drills like Ball Toss to an empty bin ⚽️ are designed to spark camaraderie, relieve stress, and support #mentalhealth.
😅 Watch the rockstars of my SPARTA Strength Class (Ages 65–95) at the Milano Senior Center in Melrose, MA show that it’s about more than just movement—it’s about laughter, connection, and #community.🎉
#health #exercise #seniors #workout #longevity #Brain #life #Boston #fallprevention
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Power is for Everyone. ⚡️
Fun Fit Fact! ⏰ Did you know that as we age, we lose power (strength + speed) at twice the rate of strength alone?
⭐️Watch my amazing rockSTARs from our #Inclusive #HIIT Class in Malden take on battle ropes and ball slam variations to build power, confidence, and connection.
Why Power Training?
▪️ Faster Reaction Time = Fewer Falls
🧠 Brain Boost = Cognitive #Health Support
👊🏽 #Muscle Preservation = Fights Age-Related Muscle Loss (Sarcopenia)
😅 #Fun & Engaging