Grégory Gutierez 🌻🎸🐧
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joene 🏴🍉
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![[Photo of a brown horse laying down on the ground]
Meet Sugar. She doesn't like to be ridden. If Sugar is approached with a saddle, she lies down and pretends to be asleep. She refuses to open her eyes until the riders leave.
Never have I related to an animal so much in my life.](https://pxscdn.com/public/m/_v2/787639063871293561/3dc769ff5-aadbb1/Ldiuv7Fc6x7M/wK0g6h084nnlppz9wMXg6nSx0TudCUXn1Vflt3Ft.png)
joene 🏴🍉
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Nieuw deze keer was een geluidsboodschap voor de reizigers. NS-medewerkers waren not amused omdat die zo echt leek. Wij vonden 'm wel sterk. #pt
joene 🏴🍉
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De bezetting van Palestina is nog niet voorbij.
Daarom protesteren we nog steeds. Dit keer niet met deksels en potten en pannen, maar met brandende kaarsjes.
Twee brandende theelichtjes op de grond
Spandoek Stop de bezetting van Palestina - www.vrouweninhetzwart.nl
Demonstrant met protestbord:
Nu nog steeds +/- 100 Palestijnen vermoord per dag door IsraHell
Protestbord:
It is not over yet! IsNotReal is still killing innocent civilians
Nieuw deze keer was een geluidsboodschap voor de reizigers. NS-medewerkers waren not amused omdat die zo echt leek. Wij vonden 'm wel sterk. #pt
De bezetting van Palestina is nog niet voorbij.
Daarom protesteren we nog steeds. Dit keer niet met deksels en potten en pannen, maar met brandende kaarsjes.
Twee brandende theelichtjes op de grond
Spandoek Stop de bezetting van Palestina - www.vrouweninhetzwart.nl
Demonstrant met protestbord:
Nu nog steeds +/- 100 Palestijnen vermoord per dag door IsraHell
Protestbord:
It is not over yet! IsNotReal is still killing innocent civilians
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I’m seeing some encouraging things from amazing people today. I need this. You probably need this.
WARNING: this video has all the yelling cuss words.
This guy is bold af. He is not messing around. I almost teared up hearing him say “I’ll die for this shit.” And he’s shaking.
This is the LEAST we need to do every time we see them.
“Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.” —Maggie Kuhn
I aspire to be this brave. ❤️
I’m seeing some encouraging things from amazing people today. I need this. You probably need this.
WARNING: this video has all the yelling cuss words.
This guy is bold af. He is not messing around. I almost teared up hearing him say “I’ll die for this shit.” And he’s shaking.
This is the LEAST we need to do every time we see them.
“Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.” —Maggie Kuhn
I aspire to be this brave. ❤️
With Tokyo International Comedy Festival finding its foothold, stand-up comedy isn’t just visiting Japan anymore — it’s becoming part of the culture. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/culture/2025/09/11/stage/tokyo-international-comedy-festival/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=mastodon #culture #stage #tokyointernationalcomedyfestival #comedy #bjfox #patrickharlan #tokyocomedybar #standup #shibuya #shibuyaward #tokyo
LONDONERS 🇬🇧
Do you like STAND UP COMEDY? There's a set of shows raising money for Medical Aid for Palestine throughout September at Up The Creek in South London.
James Acaster, Daniel Kitson, Nish Kumar, to name but three. You can see the full line up of 15 different comedians and buy tickets here: https://www.anightat.co.uk
#london #comedy #ukcomedy #standup#jamesacaster #nishkumar #danielkitson #palestine #gaza
"I think it's possible to be too relaxed, because the filter between your brain and your mouth is there for a reason."
#SarahMillican, 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BWI5XtJI4s
Has ADHD, can confirm : P
Idag är det svinvarmt så därför ska jag åka tåg till Stockholm och se världens bästa TAYLOR TOMLINSON!
I was recently discussing about comedy and humor with my American friend. I find it hard to laugh at typical "intelligent" stand-up comedy. Everyday or political stories rarely make me laugh.
Instead, I crack up at stupid, mindless, childish, unconventional, absurd, twisted, and dark stuff. Finnish Studio Julmahuvi (“Studio Cruelty”), Leslie Nielsen, Uuno Turhapuro (a classic Finnish comedy character and antihero), and silly memes all get me laughing. It's even funnier when other people don’t get it. 🤣
I prefer old-fashioned hijinks like Pat & Mat, Buster Keaton, and Charlie Chaplin over the typical "when I went to a restaurant" type of jokes. I'm difficult and picky that way when it comes to humor.
Because I use my brainpower and intelligence in everyday programming, I like my comedy to be as low-level and simple as possible - when I laugh, I want to be an ameba.
So, for someone who likes stand-up comedians like Jim Jefferies, Jim Carrey, Seth Rogen, and Ismo Leikola, what would you recommend?
