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Stefano Marinelli
Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe  ·  activity timestamp last week

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#OpenBSD #RunBSD #Linux #Jokes

The "Fish Linux" meme
The "Fish Linux" meme
The "Fish Linux" meme
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Stefano Marinelli
Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe  ·  activity timestamp last week

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#OpenBSD #RunBSD #Linux #Jokes

The "Fish Linux" meme
The "Fish Linux" meme
The "Fish Linux" meme
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Stray Adult 🗿
Stray Adult 🗿
@strayadult@app.wafrn.net  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

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Stray Adult 🗿
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@strayadult@app.wafrn.net  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

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AnarchoNinaWrites
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@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

@quietmarc I dunno what the big deal is, I'm an American and I use please at least 4-5 times a day. "Please fuck right off. Please go away. Please die in a fire. Please? You cannot be fucking serious..." and so forth.

#Jokes :)

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Teodor Sandu
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@teodorsandu@mastodon.online  ·  activity timestamp last month

#funny #meme #programming #development #it #coding #code #cpp #fun #meme #dev #developers #humor #joke #jokes

- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C?
- 1.
- John?
- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?
- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?
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bluestarultor
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@bluestarultor@tech.lgbt  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Moccasins.

#joke #jokes #DadJoke #DadJokes #pun #puns

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Audubon Ballroon (he/him)
Audubon Ballroon (he/him)
@audubonballroon@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

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#KeanuReeves #thematrix #movie #greatmovie #greatscifi #blackactors #gloriafoster #jokes

Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
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Audubon Ballroon (he/him)
Audubon Ballroon (he/him)
@audubonballroon@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

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#KeanuReeves #thematrix #movie #greatmovie #greatscifi #blackactors #gloriafoster #jokes

Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
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LaffGaff
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last month

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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Teodor Sandu
Teodor Sandu
@teodorsandu@mastodon.online  ·  activity timestamp last month

#funny #meme #programming #development #it #coding #code #cpp #fun #meme #dev #developers #humor #joke #jokes

- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C?
- 1.
- John?
- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?
- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?
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LaffGaff
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last month

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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Stuff I found
@stuffifound@pixelfed.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Perfect mug for when your job is shit. #anticapitalism #EatTheRich #FeedThePoor #funny #humour #jokes #workersrights #labour

I got Karen a new work coffee cup. Her boss likes the design. Tilt your phone to the right
[Photo of a mug with line drawings on them. When tilted, it becomes clear that it has written "fuck this shit" all over.]
I got Karen a new work coffee cup. Her boss likes the design. Tilt your phone to the right [Photo of a mug with line drawings on them. When tilted, it becomes clear that it has written "fuck this shit" all over.]
I got Karen a new work coffee cup. Her boss likes the design. Tilt your phone to the right [Photo of a mug with line drawings on them. When tilted, it becomes clear that it has written "fuck this shit" all over.]
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Stuff I found
Stuff I found
@stuffifound@pixelfed.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Perfect mug for when your job is shit. #anticapitalism #EatTheRich #FeedThePoor #funny #humour #jokes #workersrights #labour

I got Karen a new work coffee cup. Her boss likes the design. Tilt your phone to the right
[Photo of a mug with line drawings on them. When tilted, it becomes clear that it has written "fuck this shit" all over.]
I got Karen a new work coffee cup. Her boss likes the design. Tilt your phone to the right [Photo of a mug with line drawings on them. When tilted, it becomes clear that it has written "fuck this shit" all over.]
I got Karen a new work coffee cup. Her boss likes the design. Tilt your phone to the right [Photo of a mug with line drawings on them. When tilted, it becomes clear that it has written "fuck this shit" all over.]
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Simon Ochojna
Simon Ochojna
@Simon_Ochojna@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Nobody knows why but all the clocks have stopped working in a major French city.

No time Toulouse.

#Jokes

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Simon Ochojna
Simon Ochojna
@Simon_Ochojna@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Nobody knows why but all the clocks have stopped working in a major French city.

No time Toulouse.

#Jokes

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Simon Ochojna
Simon Ochojna
@Simon_Ochojna@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

The lead singer of The Police goes into a well known charity shop in search of a lamp.

He finds one he likes with a scarlet shade.

The assistant asks if he wants them to test it.

Sting replies, “Oxfam, you don’t have to put on the red light.”

#dadjokes #jokes

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Simon Ochojna
Simon Ochojna
@Simon_Ochojna@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

The lead singer of The Police goes into a well known charity shop in search of a lamp.

He finds one he likes with a scarlet shade.

The assistant asks if he wants them to test it.

Sting replies, “Oxfam, you don’t have to put on the red light.”

#dadjokes #jokes

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@stuffifound@pixelfed.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Americans, sorry, but you are silly sometimes 😂 #usa #uspolitics #nyc #newyorkcity #newyork #mamdani #zohranmamdani #mayor #cuomo #democrats #republicans #anticapitalism #eattherich #feedthepoor #humor #comedy #humour #jokes #politics #america #manhattan #statenisland #elections

Breaking: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.
Breaking: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.
Breaking: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.
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@stuffifound@pixelfed.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Americans, sorry, but you are silly sometimes 😂 #usa #uspolitics #nyc #newyorkcity #newyork #mamdani #zohranmamdani #mayor #cuomo #democrats #republicans #anticapitalism #eattherich #feedthepoor #humor #comedy #humour #jokes #politics #america #manhattan #statenisland #elections

Breaking: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.
Breaking: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.
Breaking: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.
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