•“Do people that get vasectomies tell their children about it? I feel like the message you’re conveying is, ‘I love you, but the thought of raising another you has made me decommission my testicles.”

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•“Do people that get vasectomies tell their children about it? I feel like the message you’re conveying is, ‘I love you, but the thought of raising another you has made me decommission my testicles.”

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Hello, is your toilet running?
Well, you'd better jiggle the handle so you don't waste water! 🤣 #jokes #humore

I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar.

Now my battery keeps draining.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar.

Now my battery keeps draining.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

It’s custom that everyone in my town wears sweaters that are just a size too small for them.

We are a very tight knit community.

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It’s custom that everyone in my town wears sweaters that are just a size too small for them.

We are a very tight knit community.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.

However, that’s not always the case.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.

However, that’s not always the case.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

What do you call a deer who can write with their left and right hooves?

Bambidextrous.

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What do you call a deer who can write with their left and right hooves?

Bambidextrous.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

I’m going to a recycling party this weekend.

The invite said to bring a bottle.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

I’m going to a recycling party this weekend.

The invite said to bring a bottle.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself…

She rejoiced.

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When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself…

She rejoiced.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar.

It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar.

It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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