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Americans, sorry, but you are silly sometimes 😂 #usa #uspolitics #nyc #newyorkcity #newyork #mamdani #zohranmamdani #mayor #cuomo #democrats #republicans #anticapitalism #eattherich #feedthepoor #humor #comedy #humour #jokes #politics #america #manhattan #statenisland #elections
Americans, sorry, but you are silly sometimes 😂 #usa #uspolitics #nyc #newyorkcity #newyork #mamdani #zohranmamdani #mayor #cuomo #democrats #republicans #anticapitalism #eattherich #feedthepoor #humor #comedy #humour #jokes #politics #america #manhattan #statenisland #elections
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On November 30, 2022, I tooted for the first time on Mastodon.
“Hello world!”
Then I began tooting my #music and a ton of #puns #jokes, and #memes. Everyone here responded so genuinely, and with such positivity, that I was very quickly made to feel at home.
My deepest gratitude goes out to the #Mastodon community, a #community that has literally improved the quality of my time on this spinning rock as it hurtles through space, towards a future that seems more uncertain every day. You have been my friends, my therapists, my critics and fans, as well as an inspiration and reliable sounding board. Mastodon really is unlike any other “social media platform” out there.
Today, I celebrate the arbitrary milestone of twelve thousand followers, and I wanted to say thank you.
Thank you for the favourites, the boosts, the follows, and the comments.
Thank you for your conversations, discussions, and corrections.
Thank you for listening to my music and sharing your thoughts, and for following along on your chosen streaming service. Your support has been amazing.
But, above all, I’d like to thank you all for making Mastodon the friendly and welcoming place that it is. My experience here has predominantly been one of acceptance and support, and it has been truly humbling. There is nowhere else quite like it.
Massive huge love and big gigantic hugs to you all,
On November 30, 2022, I tooted for the first time on Mastodon.
“Hello world!”
Then I began tooting my #music and a ton of #puns #jokes, and #memes. Everyone here responded so genuinely, and with such positivity, that I was very quickly made to feel at home.
My deepest gratitude goes out to the #Mastodon community, a #community that has literally improved the quality of my time on this spinning rock as it hurtles through space, towards a future that seems more uncertain every day. You have been my friends, my therapists, my critics and fans, as well as an inspiration and reliable sounding board. Mastodon really is unlike any other “social media platform” out there.
Today, I celebrate the arbitrary milestone of twelve thousand followers, and I wanted to say thank you.
Thank you for the favourites, the boosts, the follows, and the comments.
Thank you for your conversations, discussions, and corrections.
Thank you for listening to my music and sharing your thoughts, and for following along on your chosen streaming service. Your support has been amazing.
But, above all, I’d like to thank you all for making Mastodon the friendly and welcoming place that it is. My experience here has predominantly been one of acceptance and support, and it has been truly humbling. There is nowhere else quite like it.
Massive huge love and big gigantic hugs to you all,
On November 30, 2022, I tooted for the first time on Mastodon.
“Hello world!”
Then I began tooting my #music and a ton of #puns #jokes, and #memes. Everyone here responded so genuinely, and with such positivity, that I was very quickly made to feel at home.
My deepest gratitude goes out to the #Mastodon community, a #community that has literally improved the quality of my time on this spinning rock as it hurtles through space, towards a future that seems more uncertain every day. You have been my friends, my therapists, my critics and fans, as well as an inspiration and reliable sounding board. Mastodon really is unlike any other “social media platform” out there.
Today, I celebrate the arbitrary milestone of twelve thousand followers, and I wanted to say thank you.
Thank you for the favourites, the boosts, the follows, and the comments.
Thank you for your conversations, discussions, and corrections.
Thank you for listening to my music and sharing your thoughts, and for following along on your chosen streaming service. Your support has been amazing.
But, above all, I’d like to thank you all for making Mastodon the friendly and welcoming place that it is. My experience here has predominantly been one of acceptance and support, and it has been truly humbling. There is nowhere else quite like it.
Massive huge love and big gigantic hugs to you all,
My first joke in this thread went over like a Led Zeppelin, so let's try Take Two:
@TheBreadmonkey, @LoganFive, and @adhdeanasl walk in to a bar owned by @Alice .
She tells them," I just watched "It's a Wonderful Life," last night and I don't need any characters in my bar, and she throws them out.
Now finish the joke.
(PS: My mom went to school with the actor who played Nick the bartender in the film.)
#MastodonGames #FediverseFun #Jokes #Humor #Humour #FediverseFunFarm #FinishTheJoke
Fediverse Fabulous Fun Farm!
Hey there, fans of fun, it's time for the new sensation that's sweeping teh internets.
It goes a little like this, and I think you're going to like it:
Player A sets up a joke.
Everybody else is Player B just by completinging the joke in the thread.
Everybody ready?
Here's your first joke premise:
John Mastodon, Nicole the Fediverse Chick, and a Demon Core walk in to a bar...
Go!
#Jokes #Humor #Humour #FediverseGames #MastodonGames #FediverseFunFarm #JokeCompetition #MastodonContest #Winning
jaz :twt: :wales_flag:
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Tim Chambers
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