My first joke in this thread went over like a Led Zeppelin, so let's try Take Two:
@TheBreadmonkey, @LoganFive, and @adhdeanasl walk in to a bar owned by @Alice .
She tells them," I just watched "It's a Wonderful Life," last night and I don't need any characters in my bar, and she throws them out.
Now finish the joke.
(PS: My mom went to school with the actor who played Nick the bartender in the film.)
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Fediverse Fabulous Fun Farm!
Hey there, fans of fun, it's time for the new sensation that's sweeping teh internets.
It goes a little like this, and I think you're going to like it:
Player A sets up a joke.
Everybody else is Player B just by completinging the joke in the thread.
Everybody ready?
Here's your first joke premise:
John Mastodon, Nicole the Fediverse Chick, and a Demon Core walk in to a bar...
Go!
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Alex, the Hearth Fire
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A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.
The lion starts charging. The dog freaks out until he notices some bones nearby. Thinking fast, he blurts out:
“Mmm… that was some tasty lion meat!”
The lion slams the brakes: “Wait… this little dude eats lions?! Nope, I’m out.”
But high up in a tree, a monkey saw the whole thing. He scampers over to the lion and spills the truth, hoping to score points. The lion growls: “Hop on my back. We’ll get him together.”
They storm back toward the dog. The dog sees them coming, panics harder… then yells:
“Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!
A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.
The lion starts charging. The dog freaks out until he notices some bones nearby. Thinking fast, he blurts out:
“Mmm… that was some tasty lion meat!”
The lion slams the brakes: “Wait… this little dude eats lions?! Nope, I’m out.”
But high up in a tree, a monkey saw the whole thing. He scampers over to the lion and spills the truth, hoping to score points. The lion growls: “Hop on my back. We’ll get him together.”
They storm back toward the dog. The dog sees them coming, panics harder… then yells:
“Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!
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Things that hit different when you're poly:
Vul: "Dio did you borrow my favorite top?"
Things that hit different when you're poly:
Vul: "Dio did you borrow my favorite top?"