I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar.

Now my battery keeps draining.

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It’s custom that everyone in my town wears sweaters that are just a size too small for them.

We are a very tight knit community.

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Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.

However, that’s not always the case.

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What do you call a deer who can write with their left and right hooves?

Bambidextrous.

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I’m going to a recycling party this weekend.

The invite said to bring a bottle.

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When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself…

She rejoiced.

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My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar.

It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

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I forgot to pay my monthly Scrabble Club subscription.

Now they’re sending me threatening letters.

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