#movie #thor #jokes

#movie #thor #jokes

I’ve crossed a lot of things off my to-do list today.

I haven’t done any of them, l just don’t want them on my list anymore.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

I’ve crossed a lot of things off my to-do list today.

I haven’t done any of them, l just don’t want them on my list anymore.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

#Jokes #Humour #Humor

A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.

The lion starts charging. The dog freaks out until he notices some bones nearby. Thinking fast, he blurts out:
“Mmm… that was some tasty lion meat!”

The lion slams the brakes: “Wait… this little dude eats lions?! Nope, I’m out.”

But high up in a tree, a monkey saw the whole thing. He scampers over to the lion and spills the truth, hoping to score points. The lion growls: “Hop on my back. We’ll get him together.”

They storm back toward the dog. The dog sees them coming, panics harder… then yells:
“Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!

#Jokes #Humour #Humor

A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.

The lion starts charging. The dog freaks out until he notices some bones nearby. Thinking fast, he blurts out:
“Mmm… that was some tasty lion meat!”

The lion slams the brakes: “Wait… this little dude eats lions?! Nope, I’m out.”

But high up in a tree, a monkey saw the whole thing. He scampers over to the lion and spills the truth, hoping to score points. The lion growls: “Hop on my back. We’ll get him together.”

They storm back toward the dog. The dog sees them coming, panics harder… then yells:
“Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!

Things that hit different when you're poly:

Vul: "Dio did you borrow my favorite top?"

#polysexual #openrelationship #nsfw #jokes

Things that hit different when you're poly:

Vul: "Dio did you borrow my favorite top?"

#polysexual #openrelationship #nsfw #jokes

•“Do people that get vasectomies tell their children about it? I feel like the message you’re conveying is, ‘I love you, but the thought of raising another you has made me decommission my testicles.”

#Edinburgh#Jokes#Fringe (2/2)

•“Do people that get vasectomies tell their children about it? I feel like the message you’re conveying is, ‘I love you, but the thought of raising another you has made me decommission my testicles.”

#Edinburgh#Jokes#Fringe (2/2)

Hello, is your toilet running?
Well, you'd better jiggle the handle so you don't waste water! 🤣 #jokes #humore

I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar.

Now my battery keeps draining.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar.

Now my battery keeps draining.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

It’s custom that everyone in my town wears sweaters that are just a size too small for them.

We are a very tight knit community.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes