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LaffGaff
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

My friend has been engaged over 5 times but never married.

That's a lot of near Mrs.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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LaffGaff
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

My friend has been engaged over 5 times but never married.

That's a lot of near Mrs.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp last week

Knock knock
Race condition
Who’s there?

(Credit: Ian Coldwater)

#Dev #Development #Jokes #RaceCondition

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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp last week

Knock knock
Race condition
Who’s there?

(Credit: Ian Coldwater)

#Dev #Development #Jokes #RaceCondition

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: boosted
Jen Gentleman
Jen Gentleman
@JenMsft@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

You know who always has a date on valentine's day?

A calendar

#ValentinesDay #Jokes

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Jen Gentleman
Jen Gentleman
@JenMsft@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

You know who always has a date on valentine's day?

A calendar

#ValentinesDay #Jokes

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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: boosted
LaffGaff
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last month

I used to be brilliant at standing in the rain in a suit of armor.

Now I’m a bit rusty.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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LaffGaff
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last month

I used to be brilliant at standing in the rain in a suit of armor.

Now I’m a bit rusty.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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Stefano Marinelli
Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Evergreen

#OpenBSD #RunBSD #Linux #Jokes

The "Fish Linux" meme
The "Fish Linux" meme
The "Fish Linux" meme
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Stefano Marinelli
Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Evergreen

#OpenBSD #RunBSD #Linux #Jokes

The "Fish Linux" meme
The "Fish Linux" meme
The "Fish Linux" meme
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Stray Adult 🗿
Stray Adult 🗿
@strayadult@app.wafrn.net  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

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Stray Adult 🗿
Stray Adult 🗿
@strayadult@app.wafrn.net  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

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AnarchoNinaWrites
AnarchoNinaWrites
@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@quietmarc I dunno what the big deal is, I'm an American and I use please at least 4-5 times a day. "Please fuck right off. Please go away. Please die in a fire. Please? You cannot be fucking serious..." and so forth.

#Jokes :)

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Teodor Sandu
Teodor Sandu
@teodorsandu@mastodon.online  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

#funny #meme #programming #development #it #coding #code #cpp #fun #meme #dev #developers #humor #joke #jokes

- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C?
- 1.
- John?
- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?
- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?
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bluestarultor
bluestarultor
@bluestarultor@tech.lgbt  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Moccasins.

#joke #jokes #DadJoke #DadJokes #pun #puns

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Audubon Ballroon (he/him)
Audubon Ballroon (he/him)
@audubonballroon@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Via JOSS

#KeanuReeves #thematrix #movie #greatmovie #greatscifi #blackactors #gloriafoster #jokes

Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
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Audubon Ballroon (he/him)
Audubon Ballroon (he/him)
@audubonballroon@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Via JOSS

#KeanuReeves #thematrix #movie #greatmovie #greatscifi #blackactors #gloriafoster #jokes

Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: boosted
LaffGaff
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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Teodor Sandu
Teodor Sandu
@teodorsandu@mastodon.online  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

#funny #meme #programming #development #it #coding #code #cpp #fun #meme #dev #developers #humor #joke #jokes

- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C?
- 1.
- John?
- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?
- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?
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LaffGaff
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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