I used to be brilliant at standing in the rain in a suit of armor.

Now I’m a bit rusty.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

I used to be brilliant at standing in the rain in a suit of armor.

Now I’m a bit rusty.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Evergreen

#OpenBSD #RunBSD #Linux #Jokes

Evergreen

#OpenBSD #RunBSD #Linux #Jokes

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

@quietmarc I dunno what the big deal is, I'm an American and I use please at least 4-5 times a day. "Please fuck right off. Please go away. Please die in a fire. Please? You cannot be fucking serious..." and so forth.

#Jokes :)

#funny #meme #programming #development #it #coding #code #cpp #fun #meme #dev #developers #humor #joke #jokes

Via JOSS

#KeanuReeves #thematrix #movie #greatmovie #greatscifi #blackactors #gloriafoster #jokes

Via JOSS

#KeanuReeves #thematrix #movie #greatmovie #greatscifi #blackactors #gloriafoster #jokes

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

#funny #meme #programming #development #it #coding #code #cpp #fun #meme #dev #developers #humor #joke #jokes

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Perfect mug for when your job is shit. #anticapitalism #EatTheRich #FeedThePoor #funny #humour #jokes #workersrights #labour

Perfect mug for when your job is shit. #anticapitalism #EatTheRich #FeedThePoor #funny #humour #jokes #workersrights #labour

Nobody knows why but all the clocks have stopped working in a major French city.

No time Toulouse.

#Jokes

Nobody knows why but all the clocks have stopped working in a major French city.

No time Toulouse.

#Jokes

The lead singer of The Police goes into a well known charity shop in search of a lamp.

He finds one he likes with a scarlet shade.

The assistant asks if he wants them to test it.

Sting replies, “Oxfam, you don’t have to put on the red light.”

#dadjokes #jokes

The lead singer of The Police goes into a well known charity shop in search of a lamp.

He finds one he likes with a scarlet shade.

The assistant asks if he wants them to test it.

Sting replies, “Oxfam, you don’t have to put on the red light.”

#dadjokes #jokes