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LaffGaff

My friend has been engaged over 5 times but never married.

That's a lot of near Mrs.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

LaffGaff

@LaffGaff@mastodon.world · 6 days ago

My friend has been engaged over 5 times but never married.

That's a lot of near Mrs.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Em :official_verified: boosted

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:

@markwyner@mas.to · last week

Knock knock
Race condition
Who’s there?

(Credit: Ian Coldwater)

#Dev #Development #Jokes #RaceCondition

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:

@markwyner@mas.to · last week

Knock knock
Race condition
Who’s there?

(Credit: Ian Coldwater)

#Dev #Development #Jokes #RaceCondition

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: boosted

Jen Gentleman

@JenMsft@mastodon.social · 2 weeks ago

You know who always has a date on valentine's day?

A calendar

#ValentinesDay #Jokes

Jen Gentleman

@JenMsft@mastodon.social · 2 weeks ago

You know who always has a date on valentine's day?

A calendar

#ValentinesDay #Jokes

jaz :twt: :wales_flag: boosted

LaffGaff

@LaffGaff@mastodon.world · last month

I used to be brilliant at standing in the rain in a suit of armor.

Now I’m a bit rusty.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

LaffGaff

@LaffGaff@mastodon.world · last month

I used to be brilliant at standing in the rain in a suit of armor.

Now I’m a bit rusty.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Leah Rowe ist kein Roweboter boosted

Stefano Marinelli

@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe · 2 months ago

Evergreen

#OpenBSD #RunBSD #Linux #Jokes

Stefano Marinelli

@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe · 2 months ago

Evergreen

#OpenBSD #RunBSD #Linux #Jokes

Tim Chambers boosted

Stray Adult 🗿

@strayadult@app.wafrn.net · 2 months ago

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

Stray Adult 🗿

@strayadult@app.wafrn.net · 2 months ago

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

AnarchoNinaWrites

@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse · 2 months ago

@quietmarc I dunno what the big deal is, I'm an American and I use please at least 4-5 times a day. "Please fuck right off. Please go away. Please die in a fire. Please? You cannot be fucking serious..." and so forth.

#Jokes :)

Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 boosted

Teodor Sandu

@teodorsandu@mastodon.online · 3 months ago

#funny #meme #programming #development #it #coding #code #cpp #fun #meme #dev #developers #humor #joke #jokes

- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C?
- 1.
- John? — - Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?

bluestarultor

@bluestarultor@tech.lgbt · 2 months ago

Ben boosted

Audubon Ballroon (he/him)

@audubonballroon@mastodon.social · 2 months ago

Via JOSS

#KeanuReeves #thematrix #movie #greatmovie #greatscifi #blackactors #gloriafoster #jokes

Neo having to accept a cookie from Oracle during her talk with him is the best program related joke of all-time.

Audubon Ballroon (he/him)

@audubonballroon@mastodon.social · 2 months ago

Via JOSS

#KeanuReeves #thematrix #movie #greatmovie #greatscifi #blackactors #gloriafoster #jokes

jaz :twt: :wales_flag: boosted

LaffGaff

@LaffGaff@mastodon.world · 3 months ago

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Teodor Sandu

@teodorsandu@mastodon.online · 3 months ago

#funny #meme #programming #development #it #coding #code #cpp #fun #meme #dev #developers #humor #joke #jokes

LaffGaff

@LaffGaff@mastodon.world · 3 months ago

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes