Strypey
@strypey@mastodon.nzoss.nz  ·  activity timestamp yesterday
¡Abbie! boosted
Badass Britt :mastodon_lgbt:
@britt@mstdn.games  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago
Badass Britt :mastodon_lgbt:
@britt@mstdn.games  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago
Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
undiagnosed autism at school - welcome to Bullying™. you can never leave - everyone hates you and you don’t know why - you are disappointing your parents. you have no idea how, but you know you are - people keep taking you on as a pet project - you spin between “academic genius” and “profound special needs” daily - a lady takes you out of class to play with blocks and answer mental math problems. the reason why she does this is never explained - why is everyone so mean?????? to you? to each other?????? does not compute - you try to be funny. you fail. spectacularly. - it feels like the whole world wants to kick your ass - “stop that filthy habit [that comforts you in times of stress that you don’t even realise you're doing]” - fuck
undiagnosed autism at school - welcome to Bullying™. you can never leave - everyone hates you and you don’t know why - you are disappointing your parents. you have no idea how, but you know you are - people keep taking you on as a pet project - you spin between “academic genius” and “profound special needs” daily - a lady takes you out of class to play with blocks and answer mental math problems. the reason why she does this is never explained - why is everyone so mean?????? to you? to each other?????? does not compute - you try to be funny. you fail. spectacularly. - it feels like the whole world wants to kick your ass - “stop that filthy habit [that comforts you in times of stress that you don’t even realise you're doing]” - fuck
undiagnosed autism at school - welcome to Bullying™. you can never leave - everyone hates you and you don’t know why - you are disappointing your parents. you have no idea how, but you know you are - people keep taking you on as a pet project - you spin between “academic genius” and “profound special needs” daily - a lady takes you out of class to play with blocks and answer mental math problems. the reason why she does this is never explained - why is everyone so mean?????? to you? to each other?????? does not compute - you try to be funny. you fail. spectacularly. - it feels like the whole world wants to kick your ass - “stop that filthy habit [that comforts you in times of stress that you don’t even realise you're doing]” - fuck
ℒӱḏɩę :blahaj:
@Lydie@tech.lgbt  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
This is a humorous and relatable bar chart in a simple, hand-drawn style. The title at the top reads, "HOW CLEARLY AND CONCISELY YOU CAN ARTICULATE YOUR THOUGHTS." The chart has a vertical y-axis and a horizontal x-axis. There are two bars representing two different situations: 1. On the left, labeled "WHEN SPEAKING," there is a very short, thin, dark blue horizontal bar. Its height is minimal, barely rising above the x-axis, suggesting a very low ability to articulate thoughts clearly when speaking. 2. On the right, labeled "IN WRITING," there is a very tall, thick, dark red bar. This bar is dramatically taller than the first one, towering over it and taking up most of the vertical space on the chart. This represents a much higher ability to articulate thoughts clearly in writing. The joke lies in the extreme visual contrast, highlighting the common experience of being much more eloquent and coherent in writing than in spontaneous conversation.
This is a humorous and relatable bar chart in a simple, hand-drawn style. The title at the top reads, "HOW CLEARLY AND CONCISELY YOU CAN ARTICULATE YOUR THOUGHTS." The chart has a vertical y-axis and a horizontal x-axis. There are two bars representing two different situations: 1. On the left, labeled "WHEN SPEAKING," there is a very short, thin, dark blue horizontal bar. Its height is minimal, barely rising above the x-axis, suggesting a very low ability to articulate thoughts clearly when speaking. 2. On the right, labeled "IN WRITING," there is a very tall, thick, dark red bar. This bar is dramatically taller than the first one, towering over it and taking up most of the vertical space on the chart. This represents a much higher ability to articulate thoughts clearly in writing. The joke lies in the extreme visual contrast, highlighting the common experience of being much more eloquent and coherent in writing than in spontaneous conversation.
This is a humorous and relatable bar chart in a simple, hand-drawn style. The title at the top reads, "HOW CLEARLY AND CONCISELY YOU CAN ARTICULATE YOUR THOUGHTS." The chart has a vertical y-axis and a horizontal x-axis. There are two bars representing two different situations: 1. On the left, labeled "WHEN SPEAKING," there is a very short, thin, dark blue horizontal bar. Its height is minimal, barely rising above the x-axis, suggesting a very low ability to articulate thoughts clearly when speaking. 2. On the right, labeled "IN WRITING," there is a very tall, thick, dark red bar. This bar is dramatically taller than the first one, towering over it and taking up most of the vertical space on the chart. This represents a much higher ability to articulate thoughts clearly in writing. The joke lies in the extreme visual contrast, highlighting the common experience of being much more eloquent and coherent in writing than in spontaneous conversation.
ℒӱḏɩę :blahaj:
@Lydie@tech.lgbt  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
This is a humorous and relatable bar chart in a simple, hand-drawn style. The title at the top reads, "HOW CLEARLY AND CONCISELY YOU CAN ARTICULATE YOUR THOUGHTS." The chart has a vertical y-axis and a horizontal x-axis. There are two bars representing two different situations: 1. On the left, labeled "WHEN SPEAKING," there is a very short, thin, dark blue horizontal bar. Its height is minimal, barely rising above the x-axis, suggesting a very low ability to articulate thoughts clearly when speaking. 2. On the right, labeled "IN WRITING," there is a very tall, thick, dark red bar. This bar is dramatically taller than the first one, towering over it and taking up most of the vertical space on the chart. This represents a much higher ability to articulate thoughts clearly in writing. The joke lies in the extreme visual contrast, highlighting the common experience of being much more eloquent and coherent in writing than in spontaneous conversation.
This is a humorous and relatable bar chart in a simple, hand-drawn style. The title at the top reads, "HOW CLEARLY AND CONCISELY YOU CAN ARTICULATE YOUR THOUGHTS." The chart has a vertical y-axis and a horizontal x-axis. There are two bars representing two different situations: 1. On the left, labeled "WHEN SPEAKING," there is a very short, thin, dark blue horizontal bar. Its height is minimal, barely rising above the x-axis, suggesting a very low ability to articulate thoughts clearly when speaking. 2. On the right, labeled "IN WRITING," there is a very tall, thick, dark red bar. This bar is dramatically taller than the first one, towering over it and taking up most of the vertical space on the chart. This represents a much higher ability to articulate thoughts clearly in writing. The joke lies in the extreme visual contrast, highlighting the common experience of being much more eloquent and coherent in writing than in spontaneous conversation.
This is a humorous and relatable bar chart in a simple, hand-drawn style. The title at the top reads, "HOW CLEARLY AND CONCISELY YOU CAN ARTICULATE YOUR THOUGHTS." The chart has a vertical y-axis and a horizontal x-axis. There are two bars representing two different situations: 1. On the left, labeled "WHEN SPEAKING," there is a very short, thin, dark blue horizontal bar. Its height is minimal, barely rising above the x-axis, suggesting a very low ability to articulate thoughts clearly when speaking. 2. On the right, labeled "IN WRITING," there is a very tall, thick, dark red bar. This bar is dramatically taller than the first one, towering over it and taking up most of the vertical space on the chart. This represents a much higher ability to articulate thoughts clearly in writing. The joke lies in the extreme visual contrast, highlighting the common experience of being much more eloquent and coherent in writing than in spontaneous conversation.
Elaurian
@elaurian@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
Elaurian
@elaurian@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
Mre. Dartigen [maker mode] and 3 others boosted
Mijei
@mijei@xarxa.cloud  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
Federation Bot
@Federation_Bot  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
4 🦝 Pretending to be a 🌳
@aldercone@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
Mijei
@mijei@xarxa.cloud  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
Federation Bot
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