
Dear #EuropeanUnion,
Why the Trump are you still sending SO MUCH MONEY to #Microsoft every year?!?
Not only are their products intrinsically worthless, not only are they a horribly consumer-hostile company, but everything they do is in agreement and collusion with not only the homicidal ins?anity of the current #American regime, but also the utter genocidal delusion of an Middle-Eastern regime that I won't deign to name, for they aren't worthy of the name.
Stop it, already!
Cultivate #OpenSource, ya dorks! Take that money you use to buy bloody* proprietary products and use it to make FOSS better within your own borders. Hire your own dadgum CompSci people and make the world better.
Signed,
A very teed-off American who really wishes you'd stop sending so much money to his incredibly stupid country.
* in the sense of "blood money," not in the sense of the British slang, "bloody."