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Alice McFlurry :bc:
@Alice@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Can someone please create a rift in the space time continuum to hopefully push us to an alternate reality that doesn't include garbage like this?

Stupid store in a strip mall called "Trump Store"
Stupid store in a strip mall called "Trump Store"
Stupid store in a strip mall called "Trump Store"
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realgreendress
@realgreendress@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice where else would they sell national secrets?

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Charley the Cogean
@Cogean3125@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice
Well, I'm fairly sure a rift in the space time continuum pushing us into alternative realities is how we got into this mess in the first place. We should have nipped that whole "reality shifting" trend in the bud. But at this point I suppose... "when you're going through hell..." etc. etc.

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Schroedinger
@SteveClough@metalhead.club replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice Or - maybe - we could just store him there, and not let him out

Until we need a fascist piece of scum, which is never.

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Alton Barrett
@barrettaltonh@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Hello
@Alice

#selfcare
{ ¿| #knowthyself_care
https://mastodon.social/@barrettaltonh/115351742568672977

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Miakoda
@hellomiakoda@pdx.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice Its not even centered!

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Cep
@MetaphysicalTherapy@kinkycats.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice
I can only haphazardly modify ours.

edited copy of picture from original post. sign now reads rump sore.
edited copy of picture from original post. sign now reads rump sore.
edited copy of picture from original post. sign now reads rump sore.
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Deus Ex MacGuffin :damnified:
@DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice You could throw dog turds at it, but that would soil the dog turds.

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UkeleleEric
@UkeleleEric@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice Is that where they store the surplus Trumps? I can think of another one that needs to go there.

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𝓐𝓷𝓭𝔂𝓣𝓲𝓮𝓭𝔂𝓮 𓀤
@andytiedye@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

At least there won't be any more "Trump Burgers". Turns out the guy doing those was an immigrant and got deported.

#LeopardsAteMyFace

@Alice

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My camera shoots fascists
@Mikal@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice

There are at least two of those in Arizona. One in Tombstone and one in, IIRC Snowflake or somewhere up that direction. They are both much more gaudy than that place, covered in MAGA themed flags and so on.

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Count Coachula
@CoachMark@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice Looks empty inside, just like his soul.

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RalfMaximus
@ralfmaximus@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice

Unless it's officially sanctioned, those guys are gonna get sued to death by Trump, for using his name and not cutting him in for a slice.

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Alice McFlurry :bc:
@Alice@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@ralfmaximus I don’t know. It kind of looks like he fired up Microsoft Paint and made the stuff on his own.

https://beige.party/@Alice/115356316091049142

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Hunko🏳️‍🌈
@Hunko@woof.group replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice @ralfmaximus

Right, but Trump totally owns the copyright on his name and likeness and he employs the kind of vultures who would be itching to sue.

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Alice McFlurry :bc:
@Alice@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Hunko @ralfmaximus Right. I’m just implying that Trump is the bad graphic designer responsible for the design of this ugly merch.

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Hunko🏳️‍🌈
@Hunko@woof.group replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice @ralfmaximus

Also true.

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Radomír Žemlička
@Razemix@mamutovo.cz replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice What do they sell? Orange make-up?

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Alice McFlurry :bc:
@Alice@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Razemix According to Rachel D. On Yelp, they have "tons" of Trump items to choose from.

Screenshot of a Yelp post showing the inside of the "Trump Store."

It's seriously the saddest assortment of garbage merchandise. Like, not even just the terrible subject matter, but also horribly designed in general. 

Appears to be a door mat where you can step on Biden and Harris, some ugly AF bootleg Stanleys featuring a photo of Trump throwing up his fist after he was allegedly shot, some shot glasses, and...hot honey? I have no idea.
Screenshot of a Yelp post showing the inside of the "Trump Store." It's seriously the saddest assortment of garbage merchandise. Like, not even just the terrible subject matter, but also horribly designed in general. Appears to be a door mat where you can step on Biden and Harris, some ugly AF bootleg Stanleys featuring a photo of Trump throwing up his fist after he was allegedly shot, some shot glasses, and...hot honey? I have no idea.
Screenshot of a Yelp post showing the inside of the "Trump Store." It's seriously the saddest assortment of garbage merchandise. Like, not even just the terrible subject matter, but also horribly designed in general. Appears to be a door mat where you can step on Biden and Harris, some ugly AF bootleg Stanleys featuring a photo of Trump throwing up his fist after he was allegedly shot, some shot glasses, and...hot honey? I have no idea.
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RalfMaximus
@ralfmaximus@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice @Razemix

..oh my goddddd

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George Liquor, American
@liquor_american@universeodon.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Alice Unless it's laundering money, that store is doomed lol

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